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Xuebing Du

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Not today Justin

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@spring-m
the hardest part of the job is breaking the news that lactose intolerance is more permanent than death
Lmaoooooo Dick’s face in the last panel, such big round eyes
IVE SEEN THIS ON PINTEREST. IVE VEEN LOOKING FOR THE ORIGINAL FOR SO DANG LONG ✧\(>o<)ノ✧ (ps. Thank you for reposting it Bee~)
Dash: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Phantom, slowly raising his eyebrow: That's not nearly as funny as you think it is.
---Later---
Dash: *sobbing*
Kwan: Well hes a ghost, maybe insinuating he came from heaven is offensive!
Star, patting Dash's back: Yeah! I mean, maybe he was denied heaven or something and thats why hes a ghost.
Paulina: He also just might not know you were flirting. Ghost might flirt differently!
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Sam: You know Dash was flirting with you earlier right?
Danny, scoffing in disgust: Yeah, but hes Dash so I really couldn't care less.
Tucker: Ouch. Remind me to make sure you never hate me.
Writer Issues
Writers Corner for more writing memes.
reblog if you’re anti censorship and against harassing real people over fictional characters
Ever since I started posting more I've gotten a dozen bots and scams sending me Asks for money or telling me that they feel 'bad vibes' in my future.
Just once I'd like it to be someone offering me money, their estate, good health, a cup of tea, or a compliment.
we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind
JayTim arranged marriage AU
One of Batman's long-term plans expands so much that Jason ends up engaged to the Drake's son! Jason thinks it's medieval madness, but he learns that it's still common practice in Gotham. Jason, obviously angry, throws a tantrum, refusing to even see his fiancée. The gala the Drakes organized was supposed to be an engagement party, but Jason refuses to leave his room in protest. Eventually, Dick breaks down Jason's door and confronts him about making Tim cry. They argue, and although Jason initially doesn't believe him and thinks they're trying to manipulate him, curiosity gets the better of him, and he actually sees Tim Drake crying. Jason is alarmed, and then Tim tearfully asks if he's too ugly and if that's why he doesn't want to marry him. Jason starts to feel guilty when he realizes they're making fun of Tim for the engagement. They find it ridiculous that someone, even if rich like the Waynes, but not of high social standing, would have the nerve to ask for the hand of Bruce Wayne's unmarried son. So Jason is determined to silence the gossip that night. He takes Tim to the living room and doesn't let go of him. It's like a fairy tale for the boy two years younger than him. Jason realizes the whispers won't stop after just one night; now everyone is watching them. The paparazzi, who wouldn't hesitate to write a nasty article, are initially focused on Tim, but then, over time, they realize how beautiful Tim is, especially when his eyes light up, as if Jason were just as special. Jason ends up falling in love and, after taking him on a date off-camera, undercover, so Tim can experience what it's like to be an ordinary boy and not just the Drake's son, it ends with an adorable, chaste kiss from the Drake, which continues with Jason defiling his mouth with his tongue and aggressive teeth. Tim looks so cute blushing like that, and Jason doesn't miss a chance to invite him to the mansion. He sneaks in, using the space to kiss him so passionately, even slipping his hands under Tim's skirt. When Tim is beneath him, panting, and the boy lets him look at her panties and fondle her breasts, Jason decides he can't wait any longer and won't let this engagement fall through. Obviously, neither the Drakes nor the Waynes would allow Jason to defile Tim's virtue without marrying them off, right? That's how it works for the rich in Gotham.
Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling
“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭
Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.
for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:
mom, how do i...?
and dad, how do i...?
^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments
if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions
there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love
I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like
Telling children they will go to hell for not joining religious activities will be regarded as abuse. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mo
looks like the government is doing something about cults
wish we had this in the US, even if it would probably start a civil war if it were passed
The Contraptioning of Shinzo Abe remains the most effective assassination in world history.
MLK was a star trek fan
I’m fond of the idea that BBAU Bruce is initially taken aback by Danny’s hostile snark the first time he hears it.
Which is not to say he doesn’t know Danny’s a bit of a sass meister, period. Just that his usual exposure to Danny’s range of snark is from a lighthearted place. Usually when he’s giving Bruce or Alfred a hard time, but doesn’t actually mean anything out of it. Which his tone and language usually reflect.
It doesn’t consciously occur to him that his kid could use his smart-mouth for violence until it’s already happening and the words are out in the air.
Danny (to someone else): wow. i thought you’d be jailbirding it up with your tax fraud friend. Doesn’t your type travel in herds?
Bruce (somewhere nearby): *record_scratch.wav*
Bruce: hold on—
(The part of his brain that processes everything at mach speed is instantly going “oh this makes sense” moments after the shock hits)
Okay, but that is such a sick burn. And, given who it would likely be leveled at (ie, some socialite/business asshole), betcha Bruce is fighting for his life not to laugh.
Mama Wonder Woman AU: “No Cass?!” “No Cass!”
Danny had done something wrong. He’d fucked up enough that Diana had to actually punish him. A rare situation considering that Danny, a hero and one who’s worked solo for years, rarely made mistakes big enough to deserve punishment or went against Diana. From the moment she’d rescued him from Jack and Maddie’s lab he’d been a total mama’s boy. Still, it’d happened and now Diana had to act as a proper parent and punish him for it.
Now then, how do Bruce and Clark do this? “You are grounded,” the tone she’d said this with made it clear that there was no way around it.
“But what about my hero work?” It wasn’t a well known fact outside the hero community, and even then it still wasn’t well known, but Danny actually needed to be a hero. He’s a guardian spirit. While his obsession is space he also needs to make sure people are safe.
“Other than work,” Diana agreed easily. She wasn’t about to deny her boy one of his base needs, as confusing as it was at first for her to understand that heroism is a need for him. “And no TV,” she tacked on mainly because it didn’t seem like a punishment so far.
Danny sheepishly mentioned with a shrug, “My TV’s broken.” Ah. Right. It had been broken by one of her boy’s rouges. The hunter. Skulker she thinks Danny called him. The hunter should hope she never got her hands on him or he’d learn she’s not nearly as forgiving as her son is.
“Then no computer,” she pivoted. It made sense to her. He used it a lot to play games with his friends back in Amity Park.
“I need the computer for school,” Danny once again corrected her. She’d forgotten that too. Her boy had asked to go to school online so he wouldn’t be beholden to the stringent schedules of a typical education. Ever since he’d started going to school online his grades had soared and Diana couldn’t be prouder of him. He’d always diminished his intelligence, comparing himself to his elder sister, and it had only gotten worse since his partial death at the hands of his parents negligence. The ghosts her boy fought at all hours of the day and night made it all but impossible for him to complete a school day unimpeded or to finish his homework without it being damaged. Diana had made it a mission of hers to help her boy see himself for the amazing young man that he is.
“Then uh,” she was really grasping at straws here. She couldn’t take his TV away since it’s broken, he needed his computer for school, and she couldn’t ground him from his obsessions without hurting him. What would Bruce do? Wait, that’s it! “No Cassandra.”
The girl in question popped her head out of the vent above and slightly behind Danny with a cry of “What?!” Diana was woman enough to admit that yes, she did startle. Both at the girl’s presence since she hadn’t had even known she was in the state but also because of the girl using her voice. She hadn’t thought it was one of the girl’s vocal days. Still though, considering who it was who startled her she wasn’t too embarrassed by that fact. Cassandra was the stealthiest of Bruce’s brood, including the man himself.
Simultaneously Danny interjected incredulously, “No Cass?!”
“No Cass!” She repeated herself. She was proud of herself for having picked and appropriate punishment even as both teens looked crestfallen.
The princess of the pond au - the sweet song of the princess is still that of a little frog.