Creature's Paradise

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[sprousprou]

Tumblr isn't making my life better. I will probably be deactivating my account.

(I'll be fine, don't worry. I just do not need tumblr. Social Media has only made my life worse)

[miss-wizard]

[swanlakereturns]

now. farewell. [turns around abruptly and my fat tail knocks everything off a table]

[tgirl-makima]

tummies are kinda like forbidden knowledge. they're soft & cute & fun to play with and society really doesn't want you to know this

[suppermariobroth]

In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario RPG, the models for the Big Troopa and Grand Troopa enemies (known as "Heavy Troopa" and "Tub-O-Troopa" in the original SNES version) have a nonstandard default pose whereby their eyes are closed (unlike the other characters in the game), giving them a uniquely serene appearance.

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[depsidase]

[akiosketch]

Heartworker - A day off

[kosmogrl]

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

To all those boys who used to change in the bathroom stalls after gym class or at the pool or whatever else, how’s the transition going, queen? Estrogen looks good on you. Happy for you

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

I’m not saying that people who did this believed in reincarnation but I am saying you probably thought about it at least once and maybe even privately hoped for it with the implicit or explicit (and totally ‘innocent’) rationale that experiencing a life as the opposite sex would be pretty neat or something

Also yeah shapeshifting would be the best superpower you’re so right, queens

Anyways now that I’ve been a girl for five years I can confirm it is rad as hell

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[dragongirlsweetie]

you get paid $30 billion but you have to eat one yummy chicken dumpling (with optional soy sauce)

i will do it

i refuse

Voting ended onMar 29

and you CAN'T kill yourself

[hbmmaster]

AITA for asking my husband to stop posting our interpersonal conflicts on Reddit?

My (29F) husband (36M) and I have been together for almost ten years now and like any couple we occasionally get into arguments. Over the years I've noticed a pattern where the day after an argument he'd either give me an eloquently-phrased apology or, more often, a perfectly logically sound counterargument that completely proves that I was in the wrong. My hubby is an intellectual hunk so I've never thought this was suspicious, but the other day he brought up a counterargument that was so logically airtight that my only response was to laugh and say "Did you get that from Reddit or something?", because even though I don't use Reddit I know the reputation it has for being a center for wit and intellectual debate.

Well, turns out I was right. Every time we've ever gotten into a fight, he's always posted about what happened on r/AmItheAsshole and used the comments he gets to decide what to say the following day. When he told me this, I demanded to see some of these posts and he obliged.

To my surprise, not only has he been posting our arguments on this subreddit, he's been posting them from my perspective, writing them as though I'm the one posting these stories on Reddit from over a hundred different throwaway accounts. He'd always "anonymize" the posts too, apparently changing our relationship, genders, and ages with a random number generator, which is honestly really clever because it preserves our privacy without changing any important details for the purpose of deciding who was right in the argument.

Anyway, I really didn't like that he was basically impersonating me on the internet, but of course I didn't want to admit this to him so I made something up about him "misrepresenting" my side of the argument, even though I know he's a perfectly rational man and that it's impossible for him to be biased when describing things from my perspective. So I told him that he needs to stop putting our interpersonal conflicts on Reddit and "think for himself" (and of course I know that he really is thinking for himself but sometimes my womanly emotions cause me to say things I don't really mean. Fortunately he's always able to see through that and understand exactly what I meant to say every time.) but he refused, saying he doesn't think he did anything wrong. And then like always he got really quiet for the rest of the night and we haven't really talked since.

So, Reddit, am I the asshole?

[milk5]

Western game studios looooove making the worst hero shooter ever and losing 100 million dollars over it

[trimbus]

remember him in your thoughts as you grow older

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

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[clementine-kesh]

i’ve made this post a million times but it really does drive me up the wall when people think that the phrase “everything is political” means “everything is related to current political happenings” instead of “everything is a product of its context”

[shittysawtraps]

So say tomorrow you have the choice of being a billionaire but 2/3rds of your money is buried somewhere in the ocean and only a treasure map that is also buried in the ocean can find it.... OR a really freaking cool dragon that can shoot fire but at midnight you shrink down to the size of a lizard that's SUPER vulnerable to dirt and. Birds. Which would you choose?

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