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Hello, hola, привет, I'm Spruce and this is where I post anything but I mostly shitpost XD that and post about my OCs. I speak english but I'm trying to learn spanish and russian :) if you're still reading, this is a sign to sit up straight lol

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I apologize, I'm very unorganised. Didn't even know you could have multiple blogs so I posted everything in one place 💀

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drew this for class but I thought it looked pretty neat, so here ya go!

I am definitely getting a physical vers. of this book btw, the story was just 😩👌

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if i hear ONE more person say that I look like Roxanne Ritchi from Megamind i will lose it

Edit: damn now i look like Cr1tikal during his "helmet phase"

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This is Shelby/Shelbey, idk I mess up her name sometimes even tho I made her lol. She's an artist and loves painting for her gfs :) she's also the embodiment of that meme where it's like "looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you"

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ik y'all gays know the two boys from "In A Heartbeat," but do yk these two from "Do or Dare"??

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Me when

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She is a Luzbian.

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music make you Luz control :>

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About Spruce + Updike AU

This is just a shitty self-insert where I'm roomates with Updike from the FNF Whitty mod. Idk, I was bored one night and I'm already running out of ideas even though I haven't drawn the cloud dude in months. Might add more info about this au later if I actually think creatively for once

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horses made me transgender

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apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

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Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

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Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

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I love these so much

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DAMN these are so creative .o.

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Lmao this is kinda depressing but every time something good happens in my life, I just lose hope since I know from past experience that something bad *will* interrupt it and ruin my day

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When?

when will my "part where life gets significantly better out of nowhere because plot progression and the main character hasn't been happy since they were 8 years old" happen?

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Mutahard

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Lol I think I'm having a little too much fun with this blog, I've posted like 15 times in the least 2 hours

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Updike @ Spruce (you'll get it later)

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damn so y'all can be super straight but I can't be non-binary? ._.