God of War and Justice

Struggling Single Father™ My mustache is superior to all others.

[tyrsuggestion]

I'm fairly certain Astrid is now spending 90% of her time in graveyards. It's a bit concerning.

[tyrsuggestion]

Hmm

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hm :3

[tyrsuggestion]

...hm

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hmmm...!

[tyrsuggestion]

......hmm

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*nodding* hm. hm.

[tyrsuggestion]

.... okay, this is getting weird

[tyrsuggestion]

Hmm

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hm :3

[tyrsuggestion]

...hm

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hmmm...!

[tyrsuggestion]

......hmm

[tyrsuggestion]

Hmm

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hm :3

[tyrsuggestion]

...hm

[tyrsuggestion]

Hmm

[magical-girl-hell]

presented without context...

later...

[godofstoriessuggestion]

@tyrsuggestion :3

[tyrsuggestion]

:/

[askbalderthings]

[tyrsuggestion]

I keep my bow and arrows mostly because I have fond memories of them

[askbalderthings]

Should I give Tyr back his axe?????

… he might throw it at me again

[tyrsuggestion]

You can keep it. Maybe you'll learn how to swing it. It's different than the sword you usually wield. Different way to use it.

[tyrsuggestion]

I am glad Astrid has friends

[askbalderthings]

If things are really desperate, we say I swear to mom, but mostly it’s I swear to dad

[tyrsuggestion]

I swear to Grandfather Bor, personally

[askbalderthings]

Taking a poll: Do you guys think Loki dyes his hair?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

yeah, no, Mother has blonde hair.

…do you think Cul dyes his hair?

[tyrsuggestion]

I also have black hair, you know

[godofstoriessuggestion]

of course! I don’t know what your mother looked like, though.

…unless…

do you have the same mom as Balder?

[tyrsuggestion]

Freyja is my mother, as far as I know

[godofstoriessuggestion]

she can’t be, right? there was that whole thing about how Odin and Freyja had no children together except Angela until Laussa. that was like a whole plot point. (not that the stories of our lives have ever remained consistent—that’s mythology for you.)

…but you know what, you’re right. it must have been you.

when Father brought me home, I was bald and still kind of blue. I must have seen you and thought, “that’s a son of Odin I’d like to bear resemblance to.”

[tyrsuggestion]

*smiles* Nice to know I made such an impression on you

[godofstoriessuggestion]

maybe if you’d had your glorious mustache back then I’d be able to grow one today. alas…

[tyrsuggestion]

*chuckles*

[askbalderthings]

Taking a poll: Do you guys think Loki dyes his hair?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

yeah, no, Mother has blonde hair.

…do you think Cul dyes his hair?

[tyrsuggestion]

I also have black hair, you know

[godofstoriessuggestion]

of course! I don’t know what your mother looked like, though.

…unless…

do you have the same mom as Balder?

[tyrsuggestion]

Freyja is my mother, as far as I know

[godofstoriessuggestion]

she can’t be, right? there was that whole thing about how Odin and Freyja had no children together except Angela until Laussa. that was like a whole plot point. (not that the stories of our lives have ever remained consistent—that’s mythology for you.)

…but you know what, you’re right. it must have been you.

when Father brought me home, I was bald and still kind of blue. I must have seen you and thought, “that’s a son of Odin I’d like to bear resemblance to.”

[tyrsuggestion]

*smiles* Nice to know I made such an impression on you

[askbalderthings]

Taking a poll: Do you guys think Loki dyes his hair?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

yeah, no, Mother has blonde hair.

…do you think Cul dyes his hair?

[tyrsuggestion]

I also have black hair, you know

[godofstoriessuggestion]

of course! I don’t know what your mother looked like, though.

…unless…

do you have the same mom as Balder?

[tyrsuggestion]

Freyja is my mother, as far as I know

[askbalderthings]

Taking a poll: Do you guys think Loki dyes his hair?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

yeah, no, Mother has blonde hair.

…do you think Cul dyes his hair?

[tyrsuggestion]

I also have black hair, you know

[tyrsuggestion]

Ungrateful brat. After all the help I gave him, despite not technically being general anymore and therefore having no obligation to help.

[askbalderthings]

@freyjasuggestion mother, he’s back

[askbalderthings]

Hi Astrid, is your dad here?

[astrid-tyrsdottir]

Yeah. He’s sleeping. It’s the first time he’s slept in over a week, so I wouldn’t bother him. Do you need him?

[askbalderthings]

…. how long has he been asleep?

[astrid-tyrsdottir]

Two hours

[askbalderthings]

Wake him up, it’s important 

[astrid-tyrsdottir]

Okay. You can wait in the living room. *goes to get him*

[askbalderthings]

*sits down to wait*

[tyrsuggestion]

*comes in a minute later, scowling* What.

[askbalderthings]

Dad’s back.

[tyrsuggestion]

...you woke me up just to tell me Father has returned? You couldn't have told Astrid to tell me when I naturally woke up?