🪩IM LIKE “HEY, WHAT’S UP, HELLOOO”🎱

⚡tiff⚡24⚡️she/her⚡queer+poly⚡️I’ve been on here so long I qualify as elder emo ⚡️Icon by tubbs-is-my-friend⚡️

[spubby]

I fear I may have some type of narcolepsy…

[sacred-portal]

[5nov202-deactivated20210826]

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

[spubby]

Uuuuuuuuggghhhh I’m soooo boreddddd I wish I had a second boyfriend :/

[spubby]

ME WHEN THE WORLDS MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN IVE BEEN FOLLOWING WANTS TO FOLLOW ME BACKK



[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[kaijuno]

Barbarian Ross

[flightyquinn]

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[sickdogs]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[theviciouskind]

ADAM SCOTT as OHM BAUMAN in HOKUM (2026; dir. Damien McCarthy)

[sleepygaymaiden]

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[tall]

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This is the plot of Death Stranding

[loveridden1999]