🪩IM LIKE “HEY, WHAT’S UP, HELLOOO”🎱

⚡tiff⚡24⚡️she/her⚡queer+poly⚡️I’ve been on here so long I qualify as elder emo ⚡️Icon by tubbs-is-my-friend⚡️

[kaijuno]

Barbarian Ross

[flightyquinn]

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[theviciouskind]

ADAM SCOTT as OHM BAUMAN in HOKUM (2026; dir. Damien McCarthy)

[sleepygaymaiden]

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[tall]

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This is the plot of Death Stranding

[loveridden1999]

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

If “Running in the 90′s” was in A Major rather than A Minor

[wizard--spells]

clown rave

[nakedsnacob]

clown rave

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[2colde]

im getting on the crazy bus to crazy city

[kosmogrl]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[van1llaskys]