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[spuddypotat]

all of those sticks are women.... to me.........

i have become enlightened and i now assume all of alan becker's stick figures are women so i will be referring to them as such on this blog 🫶

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[ironwoman359]

Her “disappearance” was also greatly exaggerated, she was under a lot of stress from the public and had just caught her first husband cheating on her, so she fucked off to a spa treatment hotel and checked in with a fake name as a “patient” claiming to not remember anything about her past. She kept up the illusion of mystery for most of her life, claiming to not know anything about what happened during that time, but in her twilight years she alluded to the fact that “of course I just ran away for a bit, wouldn’t you want to do the same?”

[dead-in-a-damn-ditch]

still tired of repeating myself

pronouns breakdown:

frisk: they/them (by papyrus, alphys, flowey, etc)

chara: they/it ("they" by monsters, "it" by itself)

monster kid: they/them (by undyne)

napstablook: they/them (by narration, undyne (UT), pink's ghost, and dogarressa (DR))

river person: they/them (by papyrus)

lanino: he/they ("he" by narration, "they" by elnina)

elnina: she/they ("she" by narration, "they" by a pippins)

the knight: it/they ("it" by queen, "they" by susie)

seth: they/them (by orange and yellow)

ralsei: he/they ("he" usually, "they" by their "dark vine" title)

green: they/them (by orange and themself)

jongler: they/he ("they" by narration, "he" by a dialogue option)

kris: they/them (by everyone)

milk looker: no in-text pronouns, "they/them" outside the game

pink addison: they/them (by noelle)

swatch: he/they ("he" by rouxls, "they" by a zapper)

seam: no in-text pronouns, "they/them" outside the game

onion: they/it ("they" outside the games, "it" by clam guy)

my sources are deltarune.wiki, undertale.wiki, and my own memory. the origin lists (the "by [whoever]" after a pronoun set) are not exhaustive. let me know if i missed anyone or made a mistake here

edited to include swatch, updated onionsan's pronouns, added my sources, and fixed typos

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[asteriart]

PERFORMANCE RELIABILITY: 60%

[chellustrates]

been a minute but i missed my little guy

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[worldwright]

movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)

0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you

1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing

2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")

3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie

4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally

5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!

depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie

not a movie watcher

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[marcymagnolia]

a therapist is just some guy who went to gaslighting school to put undesirables in basically jail. rely on me, creepy knife stalker girl, i can also gaslight you and keep you locked up but unlike a therapist i also love you

[yay-bunnies-world]

woaaaah woaaaaaah thats weird whaaaaaat the 2 secret bosses that are directly compared to kris by the narrative both have trans coding? and the transmasc coded one represents a fall into failure, tradition, and misogyny while the transfem one represents finding oneself and learning to make peace with your body and mind? whaaaaat who saw that coming.....

[yay-bunnies-world]

spamton literally tries to steal transfem-coded kris' soul btw. this is about as subtle as animal farm

[elytraqueen]

you ever think about how every single person in the detarune fandom who wants to misgender kris due to being a shithead opts for he/him. makes you think sometimes

[elytraqueen]

here's a video game. you get to play as the world's most TMA dog

[horseshoe-crab-yaoi]

I think my favourite interpretation ive seen of the weird route on a more meta level is the idea that the game literally should not be able to do that, and we’re completely fucking up gasters whole plan

[cheetochild989]

op tags

"GREGORY??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?!?!"

[theuprooted]

Aline Manoukian (photo): A Palestinian fighter holds a kitten in the refugee camp of Burj Al Barajneh near Beirut. It was taken on July 8, 1988.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt