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all of those sticks are women.... to me.........

i have become enlightened and i now assume all of alan becker's stick figures are women so i will be referring to them as such on this blog 🫶

#spuddy potext #ava #felt like i needed a new pinned post its been too long #sorry reigen..... you had a good run 😔#avm #alan becker

importantcatpics

#absolute coze #kitty !!!

084392

literally how it feels being a flawed character understander and enjoyer

#@the person who tried to call me out for thinking it would be more interesting if the “villain” character had complex motivations #and wasnt purely evil #girl your worldview is so narrow and boring 🫶🫶

lnsert-name

This has happened to them twice now

#listen man sometimes you just have one of those punchable faces #.....punchable through a wall that is #ava #vids

days-no-one-has-been-in-a-cell

No One has been in a cell for 6 days

#IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING #< tco probably #ava #ong girl we are gonna get you outta there someday...... trust.........

calocera

at what age does being in denial about being asexual become fruitless

calocera

at what age does the thoughtful sensitive pervert confront why he hasn’t gone past second base despite ample opportunity

calocera

sex with someone you don’t know is scary what if they laugh at you sex with someone you know is basically incest. sex with someone you date requires you to successfully date. + the ocd thought process that if you so much as consider sex with someone you are a perverse pig that deserves to be shot. let’s all just be celibate okay? 💞

#op youre literally so real for this #the asexual canon event of feeling Wrong about sex

bruzum

#kitty !!!

ryebreadgf

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

#deadass me writing krusie fanfic on the clock at my Big Healthcare Job

vulpinesaint

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

#prev youre so based for that i might need to start doing that too

buggalog

ITS SO FUCKING OVER

#ava #nice arts #godforbid women do ANYTHING 🙄#/JOKE

susiephone

obsessed with characters who snapped because their circumstances were so fucked that losing it was literally the sanest response

#pondering.....

kittensnax

I think about this all the time

#i feel uncomfortably seen by this im ngl

sirfetchd

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

#when you want fan content but you're th.e fan tgat #< PREV LITERALLY YEAH #even worse being in a creative slump but those guys are still trapped in my brain getting freaky with each other #GET THEM OUT!!!!!#gif warning #edit: i fucked up the prev tag i must perish

afloweroutofstone

I’ve been reading @accidentalbron - documenting Tweets that sound like lyrics from rapper Action Bronson - and laughing so hard that it actually has me in tears