Spuffyc

Barson & Spuffy & Johnlock. Plus David & Patrick from Schitts Creek but they don't have a cool portmanteau. An Aussie with many obsessions. I used to write fanfiction (now I'm lazy): https://m.fanfiction.net/u/312891/mrslee

[dyanblue]

Robson Green & Simone Lahbib  The old team back together! Tony & Alex (Wire in the blood)

[language-of-love]

threads…

Something pulls him from sleep and he slowly opens his eyes to see daybreak is just barely adding a bit of light to his bedroom. A shuffle behind him has him rolling onto his back, finding David shrugging on Patrick’s discarded baby blue button down over his bare chest as he tiptoes out the bedroom door. He’s still in just his black boxer briefs, so Patrick isn’t afraid he’s sneaking out to go home. Not that he’s actually worried about that, not anymore.

The sight of David wearing his shirt, with the sleeves just barely reaching his hands and the front unable to pull completely closed, it’s managed to speed up Patrick’s breathing and wake the swarm of butterflies who have found a permanent home in his belly since meeting David Rose. It’s a moment he’s seen played out in romantic comedies, with the petite leading lady prancing around her love interest’s bedroom in his over-sized shirt after a night of sex. But somehow, the opposite of that, with David, a man, bigger and broader, taking up every available inch of the fabric, it’s feeling monumental somehow. He stops and admits to himself that he’s been maybe putting too many moments in this monumental basket of late, but everything about his life and his relationship with David just feels too big and life-changing that he can’t find another category that fits. 

David steps back into the room and moves to take off the shirt, but Patrick sits up and reaches out a hand to stop him.

“Wait, come here,” he whispers, not wanting to wake Ray just across the hall. 

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[spuffyc]

This is so beautiful!!!

[marmitepasta]

erm

no need to fuss, it's just me sitting here and crying over love and romance and everything's fine and totally normal and i'm pretty sure i would die for david and patrick

[spuffyc]

This is a perfect photoset.

[birdy-lady]

INSIDE SCHITT’S CREEK MASTERPOST

SEASON 1

Tourism Video

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Jocelyn’s House Tour [ft. Jocelyn Schitt]

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The Suggestion Box [ft. Stevie Budd]

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Mom’s Wigs [ft. Alexis Rose & David Rose]

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Café Tour [ft. Twyla Sands]

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Vet Talk [ft. Ted Mullens]

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Social Media Guide [ft. Alexis Rose & David Rose]

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Community Service [ft. Mutt Schitt]

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Worst Motel Ever [ft. David Rose & Stevie Budd]

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The Birds and the Bees [ft. Alexis Rose & David Rose]

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Oh Schitt!

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The Surprise Party [ft. David Rose & Jocelyn Schitt]

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Goodbye

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SEASON 2

Amish David [ft. David Rose]

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Alexis’ Breakup Advice [ft. Alexis Rose & David Rose]

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Bob’s Garage [ft. Bob Currie]

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The Gift [ft. Alexis Rose & David Rose]

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Customer Service [ft. David Rose & Wendy Kurtz]

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Ray’s House Tour [ft. Ray Butani]

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Picking Up [ft. David Rose & Stevie Budd]

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Ted’s Honeymoon [ft. Ted Mullens]

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Working Women [ft. Alexis Rose & Twyla Sands]

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Parenting Advice [ft. David Rose & Stevie Budd]

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Apology Sausages [ft. Jocelyn Schitt]

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Getting Legal [ft. Alexis Rose & David Rose]

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Mutt’s New Girl [ft. Mutt Schitt]

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SEASON 3

Fad Diets [ft. Alexis Rose & David Rose]

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The Threeway [ft. David Rose & Stevie Budd]

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Workplace Etiquette [ft. Alexis Rose & Ted Mullens]

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Motel For Sale [ft. David Rose & Stevie Budd]

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The Jazzagals [ft. Jocelyn Schitt & Twyla Sands]

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Party Planning [ft. Alexis Rose & Twyla Sands]

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Back to School [ft. Alexis Rose & Jocelyn Schitt]

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Sex Talk [ft. David Rose & Stevie Budd]

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Jocelyn’s Musical [ft. Jocelyn Schitt & Twyla Sands]

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The Crew [ft. Ray Butani & Ronnie Lee]

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Teacher’s Review [ft. Jocelyn Schitt]

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Alexis the Author [ft. Alexis Rose & Ted Mullens]

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Dreams Jobs [ft. Alexis Rose & Ted Mullens]

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SEASON 4

Best Way to Die [ft. David Rose & Stevie Budd]

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Nacho Chip Casserole [ft. Jocelyn Schitt]

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So High School [ft. Alexis Rose & Twyla Sands]

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Dating with Alexis [ft. Alexis Rose & Twyla Sands]

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Mommy Blog [ft. Jocelyn Schitt]

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Improv [ft. Jocelyn Schitt & Twyla Sands]

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Breakups [ft. Patrick Brewer & Stevie Budd]

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Mr. and Mrs. Rose [ft. David Rose & Stevie Budd]

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Romcom [ft. David Rose & Patrick Brewer]

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Puppy PSA [ft. Alexis Rose & Ted Mullens]

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Alexis’ Awesome Icebreakers [ft. Alexis Rose & Mutt Schitt]

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Meet the Puppies [ft. Alexis Rose & Ted Mullens]

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The Holidays [ft. David Rose & Patrick Brewer]

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[spuffyc]

All of this is amazing. Especially since I am in Australia and we're blocked from most of this content!

[wild-aloof-rebel]

There has been a lot of fic published in the last couple weeks–116 completed fics since mid-July–which means today’s rec list is a little longer than usual. 

Not that that’s anything to complain about…

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give me one good movie kiss and I’ll be alright by imbrokelyn99 (rated G) It’s pouring rain and David is dancing around the store and lip-syncing to “Nobody” by Mitski. Patrick loves him so, so much. 

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Bring It Back by pennilesspoet (rated T) David once heard that no sense triggers sharper memories than the sense of smell. He is not sure if that’s true, but he does know that certain scents do tend to instantly bring him back to a very specific time and place.

fools rush in (and i’ve been a fool before) by withkissesfour (rated T) ‘Babe.’ ‘Oh no, I like husband.’

house and home by couldaughter (rated T) But there were still special occasions, and special occasions warranted special meals. Like, for example, ‘You came out to your parents yesterday, and it was kind of emotionally exhausting? And I kind of feel guilty about it and need to mediate my guilt by pouring orange juice into a champagne flute and burning your toast to shit just the way you like.“ Sadly, Hallmark didn’t make cards for that.

I am at rest with you by leupagus (rated T) “One of these days, you’ll listen to the doctor when she tells you to lift with your knees,” David says. He gets up, taking Patrick’s empty glass with him. “Do you want some more orange juice, or would you rather just skip to combining liquor and pills?” There’s a pause from the direction of the kitchen. “Oh, god, Twyla left the cake here.”

The IKEA Test by HolmesApothecary (rated T) When it came time to furnish his new apartment, Patrick knew he was going to need some additional furniture to what he had in storage—namely a bed. He also knew that an extra set of hands were key. And that even with all his bluster, he respected and even envied David’s sense of taste and eye for décor in the store. So, dear god, Patrick was going to drag David Rose to IKEA—possibly kicking and screaming.

Mad About the Boy by imbrokelyn99 (rated G) David gives Patrick a watch as a wedding present.

Symbol of Hospitality by kt_rose28 (rated T) “It’s just, I trusted you with the purchase of a tasteful housewarming gesture and I’m confused why you decided to bring this fugly, textured fruit to my parent’s new home”. Patrick gets a gift for Johnny and Moira’s housewarming, and David has some very strong opinions.

Unknown Caller by WellSchitt (rated G) Patrick, 10:03 am: Alexis get here NOW. Please. Patrick, 10:03 am: David’s having a panic attack and he’s asking for you. I don’t know what to do. Please.

when you lie to me it’s in the small stuff by goingmywaydoll (rated G) “So I’m having a little back pain,” Patrick says and David has to resist every urge he has to let out a laugh. Instead, he sets his lips in a thin line and nods, patient and stoic. “What gave it away?” David asks and maybe he’s not being so patient.

You gotta let me read just a page of you baby by cromarty (rated G) 5 times Patrick tells David a bedtime story, and one time David tells Patrick one.

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Funny Meeting You Here by Aelia_Weasley (rated M) “Nice night,” he said to David without looking away from the Leafs game playing on one of the TVs over the bar. “Yeah it is,” David replied a little too quickly. They caught each other’s eye and laughed nervously. The other man held his hand out. “Patrick.” “David, hi.” They shook hands.

How to Take it Slow by Basingstoke (rated M) David has a few questions for Patrick regarding what he’s looking for in their new relationship. Set between 4x1 and 4x2.

How You Know by Distractivate (not rated) It’s hard to miss the double take from the man in a golf polo and shorts as he passes him on the way back to the store. David rolls his eyes and switches Patrick’s tea to his other hand. Normally, David would assume it’s his less-than-bucolic wardrobe that caught the man’s attention. Today, he suspects it has more to do with the way he’s grinning at the blank space in front of him like he’s slightly deranged. God, maybe he is. Or, a few snippets of (mostly) marital fluff.

learned behaviors by goingmywaydoll (rated G) Brewers don’t like to be taken care of. David tries anyway.

talk to me, come to me, hurry up by livelyvague (rated M) Patrick decides to use Grindr when he first gets to Schitt’s Creek, ready for an opportunity to embrace his new life.

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I’ve got the feeling you’re the right thing after all by JessX2231 (rated G) Once they arrived at the drive-in, Patrick insisted they get more comfortable in the backseat. He knew there was no way to offer that without sounding suggestive, but he took it all in stride.“ And what are we going to do back there that we can’t do here?” David asked. “I don’t know, David,” Patrick said with a telling grin. “Why don’t you join me and we’ll find out?” Or, Patrick takes David on their second date.

no matter what the storybooks say by wardo_wedidit (rated T) “What if I read that too?” Patrick asks one day over breakfast, setting David’s coffee down carefully on the table as he watches his husband flip his book over to concentrate on his breakfast. David shoots him a startled look. “Do you want to?” Or, five times Patrick reads a book of David’s, and one they read together.

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1, 2, 3, 4, tell me that you love me more [series] by sloganeer (various ratings) One story per year of marriage, inspired by the traditional anniversary gifts. The series title is from the Feist song.

The Last Rose Video by Distractivate (rated M) “Unlike most of the people David was typically drawn to, Patrick’s edge wasn’t about high fashion or shitty manners or a twisted game of use or be used. Patrick’s edge was his mouth, the sharpness of his tongue. David would do pretty much anything at this point to see what else that tongue was capable of.” A story about Patrick Brewer, who owns the last Rose Video franchise in the world, and David Rose, who has been sent to Schitt’s Creek by his father to close the store for good. When David meets Patrick well… things do not go to plan. Banter, sex, sweetness and soulmates finding each other in any universe.

A Very Specific Store by startswithhope (rated T) What if Christmas World didn’t pull out? How would David and Patrick meet? And what would that mean for Rose Apothecary? Come along, for a little holiday tale, a Christmas in July story of first meetings, flirting, some misunderstandings, dreams lost and maybe found, along with a whole lot more (with some bed sharing, because that’s always an extra special gift for us all).

Yellow Moon on the Rise by cromarty (rated T) “David was about to take his chances again when he looked up at the next float and saw the kissing booth boy, waving genially in a blue button down and slacks, with a plastic crown and a sash that said, unbelievably, ‘Corn Crown Prince.’” Or, Stevie and Alexis drag David to Elm Grove’s 4th Annual Corn Festival, where Patrick is working their college baseball team’s kissing booth fundraiser.

[spuffyc]

Yes. All the fic!!

[schittscreekgifs]

david rose + being a Comforting™ bf

[spuffyc]

It's fine, I'm fine.

[language-of-love]

unburdened….

Summary: Dinner was purposeful torture with long heated looks in low candlelight, feet and ankles slotted together as fingertips brushed atop the waxy wood table while they nibbled on mediocre pasta. It had been David’s suggestion to get out of town, have a date night free of wedding planning and talk of the store. (Rated E, 3170 words, AO3)

Notes: Yes, this is 3000 words of sex, but it turned into a bit of introspection on the physical side of David and Patrick’s relationship from David’s POV. It’s more explicit than I normally write, but it felt necessary to get at the heat and emotional weight of it all. They just love each other so much and it kills me to think about sometimes. So I wrote this. Hope you enjoy.

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[romansroys]

“Well, you made everything okay.”

[spuffyc]

Ahhh! This is amazing!!

[wildxwired]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Shark Week 🦈

[spuffyc]

I love wildxwired so much!! Go and READ!!

[spuffyc]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Author Rec: Distractivate

Distractivate has only written three fics (so far), but wow they are some of my favourites. In particular 'The Last Rose Video' is just spectacular. Even if you're not a fan of AU's GO AND READ IT.

[birdy-lady]

Inside Schitt’s Creek : The Holidays

[spuffyc]

I've never seen this before it's the best!!!!

[holmesapothecary]

Hi, the Rose Apothecary receipt Patrick gave David now lives in Dan’s kitchen.

[spuffyc]

I am emotional.

[spuffyc]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Author Rec: wildxwired

I know it's contentious, but I personally love RPF and to find an author who so masterfully captures the characterisation of the actors as separate from the characters in the show is something to behold. Wildxwired is one of my favourite authors in the fandom - I'm never disappointed!

[fairweathermyth]

Consider this my olive branch.

[spuffyc]

This scene will be played on loop at my grave.

[spuffyc]

Fic Rec: The Last Rose Video by Distractivate.

One of my favourite concepts in fic is that in any universe David and Patrick would find each other and fall in love. This is one of those stories. It's beautiful.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[upschittcreek]

[spuffyc]

David is me in any social situation.

[mostlyinthemorning]

Me watching The Rollout, The Dress or Roadkill episodes of Schitt’s Creek:

[spuffyc]

OMG THIS IS ME. AHAHAHAHA.