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[urie]

[itsmaddiebee]

second frame like a painting

[arthurroseart]

What if we kissed and we were both trans and hate fascism?

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[opendirectories]

[thememedaddy]

[illyadarling]

[true-equal]

“game cat” (2007)

[federalsyringe-deactivated20260]

[orpheuslament]

"i cannot condone cheating" does headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet by fall out boy mean nothing to you

[ppups]

[fireh0under]

[kosmogrl]

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[aroace-ryland-grace]

thank GOD I'm transgender and a faggot

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[delmondo]

[luntfontanne]

dearly departed fung wah bus may she rest in POWER 🫡 obsessed with ayo's go-to bit in her last press cycle being the great molasses flood and this time around it's the fung wah bus. real bostonian representation 🙂‍↕️

now you gotta pay like $35 for a bus to new york and it STILL will probably break down and leave you stranded at an ihop in connecticut :(

[luntfontanne]

imagine this 💭: open your eyes 🫵 CLOSE 'EM 🙂‍↕️ now open your MENTAL EYE 👁️ right? you are in a BUS DEPOT 🚏🚌 in the DEPTHS of boston chinatown 🏮🌆 you get the opportunity to take a $10-15 💸 bus that will take you to new york 🗽 in UNDER four hours ⏱️ sometimes THREE 🏃💨 it's like the concorde of buses ✈️ this thing's going a hundred miles— BIG bus, too🫸↔️🫷not a small bus 🤏 BIG ol' bus 🙌💪 HUNDRED miles an hour 💯 on the speedway 🛣️ sometimes? catching fire 🔥🧯 don't sit in the back 👈 don't sit in the front 👉 you will hit things 🧳⚠️ and things will hit you 🤕🔨 the bus? might explode 💥💥💥 THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS ✋ your business is GETTING TO NEW YORK 🫡 and then you do :)