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[nchlsdmn]

Clone Wars characters in Quarantine...

Obi-Wan: obeys all the rules in excess…

Rex: finds a way to clone TP…

Ahsoka: hides in the ventilation shaft for weeks…

Ventress: continues her daily routine of talking to nobody, and killing anyone who dares come as close as 6 feet to her…

Dooku: cryo-sleeps…

Grievous: coughs on people…

Anakin: gets coughed on to build his immune system…

Yoda: “DeAtH iS a NaTuRaL pArT oF LiFe…”

Maul: IS the virus.

[palprotein]

The Bad Batch arc: *finishes*

Me:

[plowolffe]

5.01 || 5.14

[general-grevious]

Anakin: how good of a mood are you in right now?

Obi Wan: what did you do this time Anakin

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

i maintain that the 2003 Clone Wars series is an underappreciated masterpiece

[general-grevious]

Explosion: *happens*

Rex: DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?!!

Fives: no, but I wish I did

[sachidiva]

Clones and......

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

So the 501st helps out a civilian transport caught in the middle of some random skirmish on a mid rim world, and there happens to be a troop of “ galaxy girls” on board. They are so grateful to be saved that they rush up to the clones and thank them asking to take pictures and basically give away their whole pallette of cookies they were bringing to sell on chandrilla and a wonderful working relationship is formed.

Well, the clones learn the joy of galaxy girl cookies (having a canon sweet tooth ) and they become highly sought after additions to rations. AND because of the selfless action of a few clones the entire GAR has privilege to request galaxy girl cookies on any world where they are present ❤️

They offer a special edition cookie where 100% of proceeds go to the GAR as a special thank you to their heroes! As well as a postcard program where little kids send them thank you drawings and sweet little letters.

[general-grevious]

Day 15 of quarantine

I found a lizard and we're friends now

[aromanticduck]

Deal in absolutes: absolutely no unnecessary outings.

[lexuokis]

Plo Koon: Ahsoka, why is Anakin standing so... still?

Ahsoka: He accidentally called Master Obi-Wan “Dad”.

[palprotein]

Obi-Wan: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Anakin: okay but in my defence Ahsoka bet me fifty cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Obi-Wan: that’s not what I—

Obi-Wan: you drank shampoo?

Anakin: what no you’re the one farting bubbles

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Me realizing we’re gonna have to watch Rex shoot down his own brothers to protect Ahsoka during Order 66

[crowley-stole-the-tardis]

The 501st after a mission

Jesse: I got little spoon

Kix: I got middle spoon

Fives: I got middle

Rex: I got big spoon

Jesse, Kix and Fives:

Rex: Can I be little spoon now?

Jesse, Kix and Fives (in unison): Yeah

[robsdoodlebook]

late night Shenanakins…

(wanted to do a silly doodle-y style for a bit to decompress loool)

[general-grevious]

Grevious: you might call it a near death experience

Grevious: but I call it a vibe check from the gods

[tragedy-for-sale]

@burntoutwizard continues to be the sole reason I'm writing. I got the new Animal Crossing and well... Uh.

Wrecker never understood his brothers stopping midsentence, them wanting to lay in bed or take a hot shower for hours. He never understood why they'd just shut down.

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Crosshair is the type to resent help. He'll wallow in his misery, groan and complain about the pain he's in but won't accept crap. He won't accept the water you offer him or go lay down if you ask him to. He'll be fine for the most part, but you know it's bad if you offer him something sweet and he doesn't want it. Crosshair usually gets headaches, his eyes are rather sensitive. Dirt and bright lights get him. His helmet is basically the only reason he's functional during missions. He'll suffer in silence so Wrecker looks for a shift in his tone or mood. Cause Crosshair gets 700 times more pissy.

Hunter goes quiet, if it's really bad he'll shut down. And if it's absolutely terrible, he'll fall to the ground in pain. Hunter's sensory overloads feel like he's getting electrocuted. So get him to lay down right away. He usually just pushes through it, he's gotten use to it. But after missions, if he disappears in his room, you know why. He's told his brothers several times he's alright, but they always panic. So Hunter also suffers in silence, but only because he doesn't want his brothers worrying about him.

Tech is a disaster. He doesn't get overly emotional but he does, he becomes rather paranoid. He'll babble and babble until Wrecker stops him and pulls him into reality. Tech gets loud, his body ache a lot and he just finds yelling the most effective way to feel less gross. If Crosshair or Hunter are both exhausted, Tech will escape to take a shower or organize everything in the kitchen. He escapes to his own world, he cannot hear you, his mind is so focused on getting things to how they ought to be he forgets everything. Once you pull him out of this state though, he'll want to sleep almost immediately.

Poor Wrecker is left to make sure his brothers are okay. He'll be stressing himself to make sure they're okay. He'll grab extra blankets and pillows, get a bunch of water and other stuff. He'll then gather his brothers into his room and put on a movie in the background so he can keep them all together. They usually become a bunch of snails, so Wrecker really just watches the movie with them without too much worry. But getting them to his room and keeping them there has to happen first.

[tragedy-for-sale]

I've honestly fallen in love with your Bad Batch headcanons and have been dying to ask one. How do you think each of the Bad Batch would be at playing horror games (assuming they play them) and especially how they'd react to jump scares? (Sorry if you've already done this one and I've missed it!)

Ahahah- thank you!

Okay this is honestly the best ask I've ever gotten. I've never considered them playing video games until now. (I'm sorry for the late reply Animal Crossing is a thing)

Ngl I kinda wanna write this as a fic now 😬

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Tech:

He is the best video gamer out of them, he loves horror games. Tech is naturally good at these games, he discovers all the secrets and easter eggs. When his brothers can't beat a boss or get stuck they give Tech the controller and he figures it like that. He likes the rush of adrenaline when there's a jump scare. But he got good at being able to 'sense' when something was going to happen, he doesn't find as much joy in playing horror games that much anymore. He usually sits back. He does, however, find joy in listening to his brothers jump and scream like children.

Hunter:

He's honestly kind of bad at horror games. He's quick to jump and attack, too alert, as Tech puts it. He can play normal games and kick ass. But horror games... The jump scares send him into a moment of shock, usually resulting in Wrecker or Tech stealing the controller to keep them alive. He also is the one to scream, not Wrecker. Which is what scares his brothers. Hunter is the first to play in game, similar to an actual mission. But then it really goes down hill cause Hunter puts too much thought into every detail and noise.

Crosshair:

He hates them, absolutely cannot stand them. Crosshair's skin starts to crawl and he becomes very uncomfortable while his brothers are playing. If he wants to play, it's never for long because his hands start to shake, and that makes him angry. Even in video games, he's their best shot, so when they need him to kill someone from afar, they make him. Besides that, he'll sit with them but end up falling asleep. Most jumpscares don't wake him up unless his brothers scream. When they do, he snaps awake and his hand goes to where his gun usually is. But then he remembers where he is and bitterly goes back to sleep. If he's not sleeping, he gets the snacks and drinks. But if they try to boss him around, he will not move.

Wrecker:

Wrecker gets mad at horror games. They don't scare him, but the feeling he gets when there's a jump scare doesn't sit well with him. He'll probably exclaim following the jump scare, which is more frightful than the actual game. Wrecker really loves video games, he gives Tech a run for his money. But when he gets stuck, he'll get reckless and destroy everything, sometimes getting himself killed in the process. Wrecker is the one that chooses all the horror games, Tech gives him the best choices and he goes from there. They don't know why they let Wrecker choose for them, but they're glad they did. Their games keep them distracted for hours.