Supreme Commander of the Droid Army

Hello there, this is 2003 2D clone wars Grevious, and I humbly welcome you to my rp blog. Here you will see my fine collection of incorrect clone wars quotes, shitposts, artwork and memes. I will happily answer any questions and accept submissions

[general-grevious]

I love my discord server

[cryptidgemstones]

Hello people of the Grievous fandom

[general-grevious]

Bestie I love you but what the fuck

[general-grevious]

OOC//

I present to you a multi-layered shitpost

Context below the cut

[37-battle-droids]

aw naw dawg they done gone n deadnamedt grievius in tha lago movie yaw lawd heav marcy

[general-grevious]

Sir what

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[general-grevious]

Bentilais: hey guys did you know that if you ate 40,000 bananas in the span of 10 minutes, you would die from radiation poisoning

Qymaen: ah yes! The RADIATION would be what kills you!

[general-grevious]

Bentilais: what's your name miss?

Ronderu: My name's Deez

Bentilais: Deez what's miss?

Ronderu: DEEZ NU- *gets thrown into a pond*

[general-grevious]

Ronderu, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bentilais, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Ronderu: you know what?

Ronderu, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Qymaen, trembling: What are we playing?

[general-grevious]

IBC Grievous, explaining to the Izvrosha on how he designed and made the magnaguards: if you do the thing

Grievous: and you do it right

Grievous: and you don't fuck it up-

Grievous: it works

Grievous: it just works

[general-grevious]

Someone: Are you a boy or a girl?

Ronderu: I’m the Incubus

Someone: No like, what’s in your pants?

Ronderu, taking out a switchblade: A knife

[general-grevious]

(eyes of Revolution)

Grievous, in the bacta tank: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME???

San Hill: THAT'S MY OPINION!!!

Grievous:

[general-grevious]

Lots of people have been asking me to "post memes with Grievous before he got exploded" so buckle up and prepare for some pure gremlin energy.

[general-grevious]

You had me “adopts a child”

I don't know how to respond to this but you're welcome I guess

[ficwip]

Describe the plot/concept of something you’re working on in the tags, but poorly.

[general-grevious]

I cannot use the tags for some reason but here we go

"Local robo lizard remembers he has morals and accidentally adopts a child. It goes south from there."

[general-grevious]

[tuberculosis-bot-9000]

Grievous always looks like he just woke up and it’s because it’s true. Whenever he stands still for too long he just goes to sleep like a phone

[general-grevious]

Did you have to go out and expose me like this?

[general-grevious]

Kix: child. For the last time. It’s called. strawberry hibiscus.

Fives: strawberry hippie bitch

Kix:

Kix: {grabs a scalpel}

Kix, being held back by Jesse and Hardcase: YOU WILL BE UNDONE