SpzbzpS

I am here from the mirror world to wreck havoc upon your world! For I am SpzbzpS!!! All that oppose me shall die! Especially HkayakH!Adults DNI, Minors DNI

[spzbzps]

Fools! I will take over the world with my !semoednilap

None of you are safe from the allmighty power of SpzbzpS (pronounced the same way you pronounce HkayakH backwards)

Surrender your symmetrical words to me!

[antipokkin]

setting things on fire with my magma tendrils is more than just a hobby. its a sport. and i have over 7 points

[spzbzps]

Wow you’re so horrible

[hkayakh]

You always gotta be a little dehydrated. That way you have something to look forward to.

[spzbzps]

You always gotta be a little overhydrated. That way you have nothing to look forward to and can be satisfyed.

[hkayakh]

I’ve never been on a train before except when I was 6 or so and went on a Thomas the tank engine train that went backwards

[spzbzps]

“A train”

[evil-trapny]

Hey what's the difference between a baby and a skeleton

[spzbzps]

A majority of skeletons are legal

[socialmaya]

[official-ireland]

I am Ireland

[germany-official]

I am Germany

[ancient-greece-official]

I'm ancient Greece

[hoodies-official]

I am a hoodie

[the-nevada]

i am nevada

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I am Sealand.

[maryland-officially]

I am Maryland.

[ungimmick]

i am Black hole

[1969chevycamaro]

I am car

[official-megumin]

My name is Megumin!

My calling is that of an arch wizard, one who controls explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!

Fu-fu.. Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength, which is so almighty, I've been ostracized by the entire world? Then show me thine resolve to peer into the ultimate abyss with me! When a man stares into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

I am Megumin, user of the finest magic crimson demons possess! My lethal magic demolishes mountains, smashes boulders…

[c0c41ne-r4t]

WOOOOOOO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[spzbzps]

What they said

[spzbzps]

Why would he say this @penis-sample-pack

[jame7t]

joe biden was a little sluggish tonight because the technicians havent milked him in a while okay ?

[jame7t]

you are a discount blog i dont take shit from you

[spzbzps]

Everyone on here is a discount blog of someone else

[girljeremystrong]

why is this so funny

[trapny]

[spzbzps]

Man I love when people physically add tags to posts

[teethwitheyes101-blog]

If you’re taking requests still it’d be lit if you could do a sketch or something of this. Your art is fucking radical

Oh my god look at the cool colours

Super cool oc,

And thank you so much!

Hope this is cool!

[electaaaaa]

YO THIS IS THE SICKEST SHIT THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI HELLLLLLL YEAHHHHH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[hkayakh]

Is that you WOFsona?

[electaaaaa]

yes

[hkayakh]

Ahhh, feels good to be in ideal conditions at low pressure and high temperatures

[spzbzps]

Are you a gas particle?

[detective-pigeon]

Hi everyone it's Tumblr staff. With Tumblr Live gone, we're now introducing Tumblr Dead, in hopes that will appeal more to you morbid freaks.

[spzbzps]

.skaerf dibrom uoy ot erom leappa lliw taht sepoh, Tumblr Dead gnicudortni won er’ew, enog Tumblr Evil htiW. ffats rlbmuT s’ti enoyreve iH

[fatestayyuri]

people should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about

[spzbzps]

True

[hkayakh]

Chicken Permission 😍😍😍💖😩😏

[spzbzps]

[trapny]

I'm watching JoJo's bizarre adventure.

God these people are so fucking british

[trapny]

These two are somehow so similar to me.

[trapny]

It's hilarious that there's a character named Speedwagon. It implies that someone in his lineage was just super good at chariot driving or something, and took the surname Speedwagon, and then Speedwagon became an American oil tycoon in the 1900s probably being instrumental in the car industry so that his name only makes sense if you go backwards.

[trapny]

It's the tenth episode and they've already established the NYPD as being awful

Four minutes in and the ugliest cops I've ever seen are already police brutalitying a black kid.

Jjba said acab. Based.

[trapny]

They really put the nazis in this show I love it

[trapny]

Genuinely hilarious that this guy drove his motorcycle through the desert to a Nazi base with no plan whatsoever, and when trying to figure out how he was going to get into said Nazi base, his first thought was to bugs bunny it.

[trapny]

Also where did he even get those clothes

[trapny]

They really went "what if we made a guy who was sooo silly and also probably bisexual" and then they made Joseph Joestar

And then they said "also his main weapon is balls"

[trapny]

Damn they really said "what if we had an evil misogynist and then named him after a Pixar movie"

[trapny]

This caught me so off guard lmao

[trapny]

The end of the first season and the start of the second is honestly amazing.

This shadow the hedgehog ass motherfucker gets bowser'd

And then he gets Wheatley'd

And then they make a pearl harbor joke

And then they introduce us to an even more shadow the hedgehog ass motherfucker.

[trapny]

I love when they pallet swap. The characters all have such distinctive designs that you don't even need the colors to tell them apart.

[trapny]

It's kind of interesting to me that the way jotaro treats his mother bears a very faint resemblance to the way Joseph initially acted towards Lisa Lisa.

[trapny]

This man showed up 60 seconds ago but he's definitely a stand user

Man's built like a brick wall that powerlifts

[trapny]

His name is captain dragon

There's literally no way he's a normal guy

[trapny]

I just realized that if Tower of Grey didn't die in 1987 then they almost definitely would've made him the cause of 9/11

[trapny]

The characterization is actually pretty great.

Gushing about the way Jotaro is written under the cut

Jotaro isn't heartless, and he's never really portrayed as such. Sure he's really blunt and the way he talks and acts makes him seem uncaring most of the time, but he definitely values the lives of other people. This is established in the first scene that introduced him, when he's refusing to leave the jail cell because he's worried about hurting people.

Despite Jotaro being incredibly rude, he isn't unlikable. Because no matter how much someone annoys him, he will still save them. There doesn't really seem to be a facade to crack either. Man just likes his peace and quiet.

[trapny]

They revealed the monkey and I was like Is the monkey normal? Or is he a stand? Or a stand user?

And then he started smoking a cigarette

At least he's not a chimp

[trapny]

Oh ok I understand what's happening with this motherfucker

In calling it now: the ship itself is probably his stand.

[trapny]

I was spot on

Anyways I think a doll just face-offed some guy

[trapny]

Oh Kakyoin is absolutely being mind controlled or something

He's definitely not a villain because he's in the hero lineup in the title sequence

[trapny]

All of the assassins they went up against while travelling were incredibly formidable and extremely interesting with unique stands and abilities

And then the last one was literally a shitty car with a guy in it

It's not even that original because they'd already fought a literal boat

And then they take the stand user out of the car and he looks like this

↑↑↑↑ the embodiment of road rage

[trapny]

My new favorite quote from the show is when they find a corpse with holes all over it and Polnareff says "it's like that cartoon cheese on Tom and Jerry!"

[trapny]

Jotaro is canonically a fan of columbo

[trapny]

The most terrifying stand in this show is death 13 and I can't tell if it's funny or terrifying that the stand user is literally a baby.

[trapny]

Oh my fucking god are they going to make Polnareff murder his zombie sister

↑↑this↑↑man↑↑

He's like the least intelligent one in the main cast, but he's also been through so much hell

His sister was killed and he spent years hunting down her killer

Which lead to him getting mind controlled by an evil vampire until some guys freed him.

And when he finally got close to the killer, he went off on his own to fight him, which led to one of his friends getting killed, which is something he blames on himself

And then after he killed the killer, the killer's mother showed up and made him lick a toilet

And now he wished to bring his sister back to life, except the genie is an asshole and turned his sister into a zombie.

(another notable moment is when he was attacked by an Indian doll and tied under a bed for like an entire episode with nobody ever coming to check up on him)

[trapny]

Now he has to fight his dead friend and his dead sister while they try to eat his flesh

They're Peter Parkering this French guy

[trapny]

Avdol is back because he never died, and nobody told Polnareff

So Polnareff spent weeks blaming himself for Avdol's death

I think this is almost worse

[trapny]

They're travelling in a submarine

I think that's the worst vehicle they could've chosen, given how many times this singular five man band has been followed and attacked

A submarine is like the least safe form of transportation

[trapny]

I was going to make a post about the fact that the "Dun" sound effect that cinemasins uses when revealing the ratings at the end of their videos is also a sound effect that's used pretty frequently in jjba

And then I was going to add the sound effect because most people probably wouldn't know what exactly I'm talking about

But Tumblr mobile doesn't let you upload audio files for some fucking reason, and the audio menu just gives you links to songs on SoundCloud and Spotify

Here's a link to the sound. I'm tired.

Play Cinema Sins Dun - SoundBoardGuy

Play Cinema Sins Dun, Download and Share now on SoundBoardGuy! Discover other and other sound effect, sound buttons and meme buttons unblock

[trapny]

Possibly the funniest thing to me about jjba is how all the fanservice seems so half-assed

They're like "yeah whatever you can have a naked girl I guess*

It's barely even a part of the show. None of the characters even acknowledge the fanservice. When judgement brought Polnareff's sister back from the dead, the entire time she was completely naked. And it's never addressed in the slightest.

It feels like they were making the show and then corporate was like "you gotta add fanservice! It raises views or something!" And everybody was like "ugh fine" and so every once in a while someone is naked for an entire scene and nobody actually addresses it.

I love how enamored this show is with its own story.

[trapny]

These two episodes are about probably the most sexualized female character in the series so far, but there was also like 10 minutes of gay fanservice between Joseph Joestar and Avdol lmao.

[trapny]

It's kinda funny to me that the stand user of bastet is so catlike. Especially compared to the actual stand of bastet, which is a fucking electrical outlet.

[trapny]

Probably one of the funniest enemies yet.

This motherfucker is trying to sneakily follow Jotaro and Polnareff around

Except he's dressed like a half-blind pimp. He stands out so much that Polnareff managed to figure him out within like a minute.

Polnareff, who has the worst track record in the entire group for figuring out stand users.

This dude even has bells in his hair. I don't know why he thought he could sneak up on anyone.

[trapny]

His hobbies apparently include beating up children. And his stand's power turns people into children. Due to the way stands work, this is entirely coincidental.

[trapny]

This guy is like a reverse-pedophile

[spzbzps]

What he’s a kid attracted to adults? He’s an adult who kids are attracted to?

[trapny]

Tumblr should let you add enemies

It's like following someone except for evil purposes

[spzbzps]

That’s what I’m for

[cikero]

the green goblin

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

the blue boblin

[thepenissexer-d]

the penis sexer

[eagllette]

The fucking what?

[thepenissexer-d]

the penis sexer

[spzbzps]

What the fuck?