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[socialmaya]

[official-ireland]

I am Ireland

[germany-official]

I am Germany

[ancient-greece-official]

I'm ancient Greece

[hoodies-official]

I am a hoodie

[the-nevada]

i am nevada

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I am Sealand.

[maryland-officially]

I am Maryland.

[ungimmick]

i am Black hole

[1969chevycamaro]

I am car

[official-megumin]

My name is Megumin!

My calling is that of an arch wizard, one who controls explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!

Fu-fu.. Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength, which is so almighty, I've been ostracized by the entire world? Then show me thine resolve to peer into the ultimate abyss with me! When a man stares into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

I am Megumin, user of the finest magic crimson demons possess! My lethal magic demolishes mountains, smashes boulders…

[c0c41ne-r4t]

WOOOOOOO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[earth2audie]

sometimes i wish i wasn’t aroace solely because i will never experience crying in my bed blasting music after a breakup

[trapny]

Just get a bunch of Tumblr sock puppet accounts and stage it and you'll have an excuse

[state-of-minnesota]

Great idea

[livingperson-keys]

Yeah that's actually pretty funny

[c0c41ne-r4t]

YEAH

[c0c41ne-r4t]

CAN CONFIRM

SAXO PHONE

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

[c0c41ne-r4t]

YEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW

[c0c41ne-r4t]

I do not know if religion is a matter of belief or worship, but I do know that if God can bleed then he surely will.

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[c0c41ne-r4t]

THERES FUCKING CATS !?!!!?!!???

[ray-okumura]

[mousegirlheart]

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.

[countably-infinite-rats]

and that goes for rats too, very bad taste. mreow.

[c0c41ne-r4t]

Rats are also sometimes unkillable and I wouldn't recommend going after ones which are actually god okayokayokayokayokay

[trapny]

Everybody should have at least 1 gimmick sideblog because it's funny

[pyre-the-thing]

I have an Abraham Lincoln sideblog I rarely use.

[trapny]

I have a sideblog called Cocaine Rat and it is literally what it sounds like

[pyre-the-thing]

I didn’t know you played warhammer fantasy.

[puninyan-wibwob-deactivated2026]

I have one that just hugs smug people

[moon-poster]

[c0c41ne-r4t]

c h e e s e

[yugirimistwalker]

*punches you in the chest*

[yugirimistwalker]

*punches you in the chest*

[yugirimistwalker]

*punches you in the chest*

[yugirimistwalker]

*punches you in the chest*

[loathsomespider]

this post is like getting punched in the chest 4 times in a row

[it-hurts-to-post]

Ow ow!! AUGH

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[c0c41ne-r4t]

HOOOOOOOLY SHIT

WOOOOOOOO

[kleefkruid]

Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

[c0c41ne-r4t]

Yeag

[c0c41ne-r4t]

WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT

[c0c41ne-r4t]

Surely nothing will go wrong if I just ingest a little bit.

[c0c41ne-r4t]

What with all this powder guys?

[c0c41ne-r4t]

Hey what the fuck does this button do