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twt - p00pyday ao3 - squerb lez • they/them • 26

[poissond-avril]

is anyone hungry for some smallville yuri

[hal-1500]

[captain-sappho]

Rip Buffy you would have had a psychologically complex and subtextually queer relationship with the replacement slayer for your original replacement slay-

Oh she's not dead?

Rip Buffy you would have had a harrowing depiction of depression that would have resulted in some of the saddest episodes of tv of all time and then led into a season that could be better but at least has faith in-

She's not dead AGAIN?

[greenfairys]

[captain-sappho]

I understand that buffy is bisexual but i still don't think she likes men all that much. she's very much the kind of girl who is like actively resigned to being attracted to men and then realising girls are an option and IMMEDIATELY never dating a man again

Faith on the other hand is a dyke with comphet who thinks she has to like men or there's something wrong with her. And that's part of why she fixates on buffy and sleeps with the men in her life because she wants a single iota of buffy's attention. Also both of them want to fuck each other so bad. I don't think that buffy is faith's closet key, but i think faith is buffy's. Like a few years down the line she probably sits up and goes OH YOU TURNED ME GAY to faith and then faith is like. okay b, go to sleep.

[rovethings]

[still-dani-messy-blog]

RE-watching smallville and am constantly amazed by how much John Kent HATES Lex. He hates him with passion, he hates him beyond all evidence, it is so constant and irrational that it comes off as homophobic

[yellow-cat]

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

[yellow-cat]

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

[fuffygifs]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 3x17 ENEMIES

[fuffygifs]

ANGEL (1999-2004) “Sanctuary”

[saudades-whore]

sv clark kent, whose only real motivations in life are to never have sex and never kill anyone, when he realizes they put him in the having sex and killing people show:

[superhell]

smallville is great because alfred gough and miles miller were like “i want to make a show about teenager batman” and warner brothers was like “No you’re gonna make a small town soap opera about superman” and michael rosenbaum was like “the studio has tricked me, western kentucky university trained michael rosenabum, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom welling was like “i’m in a perfume commercial!”

[lexkent]

lex luthor + his death wish (part 1)

[lentilswitheverything]

I love love love how it’s simultaneously a kink a personality flaw and a trauma response, he’s the messiest bitch, which was an insane choice for a lex but works so well

[rovethings]

[roguetelemetry]

Esther Nairn using her weaponized death glare on Scully

[saucefunk]

me when the only recourse i have is to live

[sassylittlecanary]

James Gunn understands Lex Luthor more than any director ever. His Lex is completely obsessed with Superman in a deeply psychosexual way. He’s scientifically brilliant but his arrogance is his weakness. He memorizes fight moves like chess plays. He creates a pocket universe where he casually commits human rights abuses. He kills an innocent man dressed like he just came from a gala. He orchestrates a whole war just to meet and hurt Superman. He clones him. He protests that Superman isn’t his type despite not being asked. He touches his fingers to Superman’s through the glass prison because he’s as fascinated as he is hateful. He orders Superman to be choked and sent down to his knees and this man looks like he’s in heaven. Then the first time he’s freed from PG-13 ratings he immediately starts talking about gay sex. Peak characterization.