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Never Gonna Give You Up and Colors Of The Wind are on the same key
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so apparently they took this off soundcloud but it’s still AMAZING taylorswift
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I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
hail satan
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.
*converts to Satanism*
it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…
1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked
2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them
3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there
4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy
5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal
6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved
7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.
8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9: Do not harm young children.
10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’
I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!
I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:
Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.
mall-eee dude. 4 I like 5, 9, 10, 11
Things the signs hate
Aries: Slow people, laziness, ignorance, being bossed around, sensitive people, crying, laying in bed all day, beating around the bush, being told to shut up, not being respected, stupidity, people who can't think for themselves
Taurus: Being rushed, being bothered when doing something, being disturbed during alone time, constant noise, being robbed of personal space, having to leave their comfort zone, being asked repeatedly, whining, quitters, fickleness, loud & obnoxious people, no food, ruthless individuals
Gemini: Waiting, being ignored, daily routines, explaining themselves, homebodies, close mindedness, unrealistic expectations, being told to calm down, being stuck at home, not being able to text or call, being constantly reminded, sensitive people, miscommunication
Cancer: Drama, being blamed, confrontation, yelling, unaffectionate lovers, dishonesty, fly by friends, twisted words, not being left alone, cold personalities, fighting
Leo: Clingy people, discouraging others, non-independent people, admitting failure, explaining feelings, followers, talk with no actions, no motivation, questioning, pessimists, being doubted
Virgo: Disrespect towards others, not getting alone time, untidy people, disorganization, bad grades, laziness, selfishness, feeling undermined, people who get emotionally attached too quickly, people asking them about their feelings, knowing they can do better, not knowing how to express their emotions, pressure, being called picky, being used, being constantly asked about something they'd rather not discuss
Libra: Argumentative people, drama, people who hold grudges, their indecisiveness, negative people, not having anyone to talk to, unenthusiastic people, not being left alone when sad, advice being unused, small mindedness, self centeredness, being called a liar, not being able to do things as they want, being blamed for other decisions, unappreciative people, not being able to socialize, people who disturb the peace for no reason
Scorpio: Having to rely on people, not being in control, disloyal friends, being told to get over it, dishonesty, greediness, people who can't take a joke, freeloaders, unmotivated people, inflexibility, having to explain emotions, closed off people, failure, non passionate lovers
Sagittarius: Pessimism, unimaginative people, close mindedness, inflexibility, dwelling on the past, sensitive people, someone who can't take a joke, boredom, moodiness, talk with no action, close ended questions, unforgiving people, being stuck, being held down, feeling confined, being accused without reason
Capricorn: Disorganization, not being in charge, being 2nd best, irresponsibility, people with no sense of structure or self discipline, laziness, being told they're not good enough, being doubted, not having their own money, freeloaders, someone failing to take responsibilities for their actions, being played, being pressured to open up, being rushed into something, being confused as cold rather than guarded, failure, admitting they need help
Aquarius: Unmotivated people, advice with no potential, driving aimlessly, going somewhere with no plans, people giving advice with no experience, being belittled, being forced to show emotion, feeling isolated, taking orders
Pisces: Feeling like they can't say no, being rejected, being taken advantage, facing the truth, confrontation, being questioned, being blamed/accused, pressure, feeling pushed around, not being heard
better have your sh*t straight around capricorn!
Some Questions to Ask When Things Go Wrong
Ask yourself:
1. Is this something I should take seriously and try to put right; is it something that is worth working on, and investing more energy on?
2. How much is my fault? Is it something I can change further down the road?
3. How much is outside my control; will anything I do really alter the situation or make a lasting difference?
5. Have I done everything I possibly can? Have I tried and exhausted all possible options?
6. Is it something I should put behind me, and decide to walk away from?
7. Who else has gone through a similar experience, or had this happen to them? Who can I talk to who will understand, and give me valuable help and advice?
8. What can I learn from this experience?
9. How can I build myself up again, so I have the needed strength to go forward in my life?
10. What small steps can I take to enhance my self-esteem?
So a guy walks into a bakery. He orders some bread, and the baker asks if he’d like paper or plastic. The man replies “baguette however you’d like.”