It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.
straight people are in the notes arguing with this
It’s not “queer to hell”. Is “straight to hell”.

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Andulka
ojovivo

shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
styofa doing anything
Show & Tell
will byers stan first human second
Stranger Things
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz

Love Begins

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@theonetheycallblue
It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.
straight people are in the notes arguing with this
It’s not “queer to hell”. Is “straight to hell”.
I feel like I will never be enough. But at the same time, I don’t know what else I need to do to be enough?
I noticed the audio for the video “[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid” was taken out so I edited it back in
This is literally my exact sense of humor I don’t even feel like I’m still a sentient person after watching this I’m just part of the person who made this’s brain
😄🤣😂 make sure your volume is turned on.
I needed that… 😂
This man lives in an infomercial
I feel so bad for laughing but this is hilarious
Starlume Pins
Moonlume on Etsy
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I like that people have two reactions to this post.
Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”
Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU
And so it begins
Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.
Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”
I now see my mistake
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.
My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂
By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now
This is the feedback I’ve been looking for
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSEeQWJfeT/
this is … quality art
Go watch it!
i recently found out spiders can’t stand peppermint and all i could think about was peter finding out one day that he’s inherited that part of being a spider after trying to eat something peppermint flavored
tony: hey, want a stick of gum?
peter: sure! *puts the gum in his mouth, then expressionlessly opens his mouth and lets the gum fall onto the floor*
tony:
peter: what the fuck was that
this is literally so fucking funny
ahhh the age old question... Do you like waffles?
Yeah...? I like waffles?
So uh... Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, I like pancakes....
We live in a society
How does one become more intuitive?
Sure-Fire Ways to Master Your Intuition
1) Scry Half Asleep
Go to a quiet place, and dim the lights.
Close your eyes and ask your higher power a question.
Pay attention to what you see. Names… numbers… faces… dates.
Once the visions stop, open your eyes and note them down.
After a few days, see if and how they manifested.
I once saw an old clock and heard the word “Praha”. I ended up being sent to Prague on a fully paid trip unexpectedly.
At first, your visions will mean nothing. They will be shallow. A McDonald’s signage… A TV commercial… This is your intuition warming up. Soon enough, it will be sprinting. As long as you keep going.
2) Designate People to Tarot
To a beginner, the characters in tarot can feel out of reach and intimidating. Bring them down to earth.
Does Strength remind you of your mother? Is she calm and fearless in the face of danger?
Does The Fool remind you of Harry Potter? Isn’t he young and untrained, but rich in nerve and courage?
Do you see yourself in the Seven of Pentacles? Always planting seeds that are never quite ripe enough for harvest?
The next time you read tarot, you will not be seeing strangers, but people you know at heart. This is how your intuition can connect to the cards.
3) Record Your Dreams
Keep a journal on your nightstand.
The moment you wake up, write down what you remember. No matter how meaningless, no matter how strange.
Did you see yourself naked in public? Or late for class? Perhaps falling from a building? The theme here is fear.
Did you see a younger version of yourself? In a playground? Maybe eating a snack no longer sold today? The theme is nostalgia.
Analyze your own dreams. Research them online if you like.
This is you bridging the gap between your conscious and subconscious. This is you taming your intuition.
4) Know People’s Zodiac Signs
Be curious about your teachers’, superiors’ and peers’ astrological personality, even if only through their Sun sign.
Watch how the Air signs harmonize with Fire, yet clash with Earth and Water.
See how a Scorpio is quiet and subtle in her intensity, while an Aries is loud with his.
Life is complicated, and people are complex. But if you can understand their basic instincts, you will make fewer enemies and more friends.
More importantly, your intuition will be able to warn if a person wishes you harm.
5) Devour Literature
For all the intricacies of life, every feeling that has ever been felt has already been recorded.
See movies. Read books. Really hear the words. Really watch the expressions.
Understanding characters is a step to understanding people, which ultimately leads to understanding yourself.
It will help you realize that intuition is not a supernatural being that can never be quite grasped. You will find that it and you have always been one right from the start. 🌹
it’s like realizing I’m gay all over again
this is one of her singles that’s so under appreciated like this song is batshit and she didnt care she just went for it
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first out of touch thursday of the 20s