ME!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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ME!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!
i don’t know anymore
holy shit
drinking white mountain dew and getting your squip horny is the new tugging on feliciano’s curl and making him horny. you can’t change my mind
i have not thought about either of these things in a while
it is 2 am i need to go to bed
Chapter Four: "I know your weakness. Its kisses. You're doomed."
This night there had been a multitude of things that had gone wrong. Terzo was supposed to watch Copia, but he fell asleep and Copia accidentally tried to burn the house down (Terzo was now grounded, and was pouting in his room), Secondo was caught making out on the sofa and was told to go to his room before things went south (literally), and Primo had driven off mysteriously (he went away to get away from all the chaotic energy and gotten a stern talking to from Sister).
Currently, Sister was plopped down on the couch (the second one in the living room, not the one that Secondo used), her hand over her face as she ranted to her glass of wine. Then, the door to the house opened, and there was Nihil. Sister's eyes popped as she sat up, her eyes boring into him, "where the hell were you?" Nihil raised a brow, and he chuckled as he kicked off his shoes, and then threw his jacket on the floor. He walked past the couch and into the kitchen. That was it, she had had it, "you put your jacket and shoes where they belong!" she cried out, throwing her wine glass on the ground. It shattered, and it shocked her out of her temper.
Nihil walked back in to see Sister kneel to pick up the shattered wine glass, a sob escaping her lips. He frowned as he walked to her, placing a hand on her back, "sweetheart, come here," Sister stood, and he wrapped his arms around her. She began to sob into his chest, her arms grasping onto the material of his shirt. Nihil directed them to the couch, and she curled up on the couch, laying her head in his lap, "now, what's got my pretty girl all upset?"
Sister sniffs, her hand coming up to wipe gently at her nose, "it's just been so stressful. Copia almost set the house aflame, and Secondo was getting to third base on the-" she looked down at the color of the couch, and then quickly got up, "-on the couch. Nihil, get up." he quickly stood, and she directed him to the other couch, and back into their positions.
"Our terrible children have been giving you a run for your money, eh?" Sister scoffs, but she then sighs and nods her head.
"It's hard to parent kids that are taller than you," Nihil laughs at this, "I'm serious! I had to scold Primo, and he's like a head taller than me. I made him sit so I could have the advantage." Sister thinks about the whole day, and the sigh that follows makes Nihil frown in sympathy.
"I know your weakness." Sister sits up, her eyebrows pinched together in confusion.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Nihil grins, his hand moving to move her hair from her face. He leans in close and gives her a peck on the forehead.
"I know your weakness," another kiss, but on her cheek, "it's kisses," kiss on her other cheek, "you're doomed." a kiss is pressed against her lips. Sister leans into it, her eyes closing as one of Nihil's hands cups her face.
They pull away after a long second, and Sister is smiling, "you're corny." he rolls his eyes and his hands move to rest against her waist.
"I know another weakness, my sweet," Nihil's fingers dig into her sides as he begins to tickle her, and Sister yelps as she tries not to laugh, "you can't resist tickles!"
"Ah-! Nihil-ha!" Sister starts to giggle, and Nihil laughs with her, and then a door opens.
"Can I come out now?" Nihil stops and they look over the couch, and standing there is their little Copia.
"Come here, little tyke," Copia enters the room and settles down on the couch, "you had an interesting day today, didn't you?" their son looks a little guilty, and then Sister places a hand on her son's head.
"It's OK, Copi," Sister speaks softly to her youngest son, "go tell your brothers to come here." Copia nods his head and obeys his mother's wishes, and soon four sets of footsteps enter both Sister and Nihil's ears. Sister stands and Nihil follows, the parents standing on one side while the kids are on the other, "first of all, I would like to apologize if I was rude or snippy."
"I think we kinda deserved it, mother," Primo speaks first, "I can't speak for my brothers, but I apologize." Sister smiles softly and nods, and Primo steps back. Secondo moves a hand to rub at the back of his neck.
"If it makes you feel any better, I totally had protection!" Nihil snickers, and Sister shuts him up with a pointed look.
"Secondo, while I'm glad you are practicing safe sex, please take it to your bedroom, not on the couch, yes?" he nods in agreement, and steps back next to Primo, who smacks him in the back of his head. Secondo curses, glaring at his older brother.
Terzo is left, and he stands there, hands behind his back, "Terzo?"
"It was not right to fall asleep while watching that little shit," Sister rolls her eyes and goes to open her mouth, "I'm sorry." her mouth closes, and she nods once.
"Thank you, Terzo," Terzo gives her two thumbs-up and steps back, "Copi, just don't try to set the house on fire." Copia smiles up at Sister, and she pats his head again.
"Alright, who's up for going out for dinner tonight?!"
With that, the Emeritus household went out for dinner, all getting along (for the most part).
big fan of his disheveled transformation
girls be like “he’s my baby” and it’s literally a grown man that’s committed several felonies
me when William Afton (2023)
(I now have a huge crush on Matthew Lillard)
Nendo is so real
Crocodile is sexy in a way I can’t even explain. Is it the depressed eyes? The occasional slutty little strand of hair on his forehead? The scar? The hook? The height? How fucking blinged out and dressed up he usually is?? I DON’T KNOW BUT I WANT HIMM!!!!!
Getting my period and like can you imagine just how infuriating Buggy would be to deal with then? He'd be a mix of badly trying to take care of you and endless jokes about it
Buggy: "Youch touchy touchy what is it that time of the m-" a knife goes flying by his face and sticks in the wall shutting him up "Okay okay!!! Everybody's a critic!!"
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Buggy: to his crew "Okay so what helps out during the bleeding times???"
They all realize none of them have uteruses or really have much experience at all
Buggy: "Dammit!!! We're all theatre kids course none of us have wives-"
THE THEATRE KIDS LMAOOOO
Someone needs to lock me up omg I keep thinking about that one scene in Passionada
PETER PAN (2003) but it’s just Jason Isaacs thirst letterboxd reviews
They're so real on Letterboxd
“I must become a man that children fear and adults respect, or we shall all end up in the street!” Jason Isaacs as Mr. Darling in Peter Pan (2003), dir. P.J. Hogan
The one scene where he's like hugging his children at the end had me I sobbed like a little bitch
(I have an absent father)
Binging Jason Isaac movies and going absolutely feral over this man like hnnnnnnggghhh he's so fine
*Jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blow out, slams fist on table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair.*
Ahem, you look very lovely.
Okay, so I was ¾ of the way through a post about changes to Colonel Tavington that Jason Isaacs has claimed and/or have been attributed to him. And then I read Robert Rodat’s 1999 screenplay. I realize now that there’s no way to do justice to all Isaacs brought to that stick-figure of a character in a post of readable length. So, instead I’ve opted for a list of storytelling pieces that bring me joy, are not in the original screenplay, and were likely much easier to write once an actor had been cast who could carry all of this off.
1. The whole backstory of Tavington’s father having lost the land and money he was supposed to inherit. This was Isaacs’ idea, and it makes sense because, if Tavington doesn’t win this war, he has nothing. But he’s ruthless enough that this doesn’t really make him sympathetic. He has decided to make his personal misfortunes everyone’s problem.
2. That scene where Tavington tries to goad Martin into attacking and justify killing him in self-defense. The only thing the screenplay and final cut have in common is Martin saying “Before this war is over I am going to kill you.” The screenplay has Tavington shaking in his boots after that line. Isaacs’ Tavington says, Bitch, you can try. (Okay, he doesn’t say exactly that, but his ad libbed “Why wait?” saves that scene from being pure hero grandstanding.)
3. The Speech in the Church! The burning of all the townspeople still happens, but there’s no Tavington riding his horse into the nave, no “And indeed you may [be forgiven]. But that’s between you and God.” It’s like his bitter, black soul is missing. I want to cry just thinking about it.
4. Tavington shaving in his slutty shirt with his hair down. What can I say. The flimmakers cast Jason Isaacs and starting contriving ways to get him out of his clothes. God bless them.
5. The fight with Benjamin Martin at the end of the movie. There is never a point in the original screenplay where Martin and Tavington fight because screenplay Tavington is a cowardly little shit. Isaacs’ Tavington gets shot and stabbed by Martin. He gets launched from his horse, like the projectile, when Martin impales it. And then he beats that Swamp Fox’s ass. Of course, Martin ends up killing him anyway, because hero, but Tavington does not make it easy.
I mean, I knew Isaacs was a great actor before. Now I suspect his is indeed a Hogwarts alum. He imperiused diamonds out of horseshit. He took a villain who was as flat as a Post-it note and made him worth suffering through three hours of Mel Gibson for.
Yes or no:
Jason Isaacs is just as attractive when he's Mr. Darling as he is when he's Captain Hook.
I mean, he is the sexiest Captain Hook (sorry Killian fans - edit: yeah, probably should’ve clarified that I am a Killian fan too soooo yep, please keep that in mind)
but George is just...
It's a combo of the fact that he's freaking adorable and also has an awesome character arc of "screw trying to conform to toxic masculinity standards, I'm going to be a loving, caring father who isn't afraid to show my emotions"
Also I'm gonna include this shot here cos oh my god, Jason...
he just wants his kids to come back home and I just- *cries forever*
I find myself watching this clip a lot
stop it :(((