Squatsuke Balancing Things

Hello, welcome to the magical daily life of Squatsuke. Squatsuke is a Happy Meal toy of Sasuke Uchiha in a magnificent squatting stance. Squatsuke enjoys balancing things, and my mission is to document his adventures. Read more about Squatsuke here. This blog is managed by the wielders of two Squatsukes, Jin and Miguel

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Guess who's back and ready to herd yo llamas

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Squatsuke pensively balances a memory of his brother

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Squatsuke balancing his masculinity. It's a bara life.

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Squatsuke demonstrates how to play Uno Squato. God Mode is the only mode he knows.

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Squatsuke balances a bucket of flowers on a cellphone while his faithful alpaca companion offers him moral support. As if he needs it.

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Squatsuke does not always just balance things. Sometimes he just poses awkwardly with them.

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Squatsuke gets in touch with his wild side with some animal friends.

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Squatsuke vs. a can of Thai milk tea, some remote controls, a deck of cards, and wooden paperweights. Needless to say, Squatsuke wins.

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Squatsuke redefines "imba" by balancing a Razer keyboard, along with other miscellany on top.

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Squatsuke presents another balanced meal.

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Squatsuke knows only one difficulty of Uno Stacko: God Mode

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Squatsuke balancing a laptop. The ladies love a man who has a good head on his shoulders. And a good laptop on his head. Or something.

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Yes, Squatsuke can balance a titan.

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Squatsuke and his clone approve of balanced meals.

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I HAVE BEEN STARING AT THIS BLOG FOR HALF AN HOUR AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD HELP

ABANDON ALL HOPE

SUCCUMB TO THE POWERS OF

UCHIHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Squatsuke visits the place of his origin and balances a burger to commemorate the day

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Squatsuke vs. 4-Tails Naruto. Squatsuke's iron will to balance things is unwavering!