SqueakierHippo

British / Female / 19 / The names Connie 🔴🔵 Pretty much anything wolfenstein or mafia and we can get along~

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I'm gunna cry...

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One of the Wolfenstein TNC gameplay videos I watched glitched out and all the faces were frozen in the cut scenes.

Instead of half conscious Fergus we get this:

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This is the face I make when people point out minor flaws in my favourite games

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Guys please explain to me why everyone loves the milkshake Nazi so much. I don't understand!

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which wyatt are you today

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Definitely 8

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This made my morning 😂❤️

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Friend: Hey why do you like that character so much?

Me: Are you sure you're ready for this kind of conversation

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Wow! The new wolfenstein looks great!

Or should I say ‘Woof-enstein’? ;)

Thank you ladies and gentlemen I’m here all week!

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Me, thinking about getting railed by Fergus: n i c e

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This ⬆️

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‘The new order’

“Steel. Stone. Concrete for miles. I wonder if there's anything in this world worth saving. Desolation. Tyranny. Enemy of endless might. I wonder if I have any friends left standing. It comes down to it, I'll fight alone. But I'll promise you this: friends, if this is where they're keeping you. I will find you, and set you free.”

I haven't painted in a while so I thought this a good way to kick it off again!

As many of you know... I LOVE Wolfenstein so i thoroughly enjoyed doing this.

Not everyone came out the way I wanted but hey ho... 

Original painting size: A1 so fuckin’ BIG  

Williams face is literally bigger than my bust in this painting... It was rather intimidating painting those eyes XD

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William is the most bad ass Nazi killer in all the land. He is so gruff and manly... Yet some how I feel when it comes to looking after children he isn't the most clued up. 

Its so good he has all the rest of his surrogate family to help out... XD

Those giant hands need some guidance from our dearest Anya~ <3 She might have done that already

Two girls is what they WILL have XD

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goodsprings replied to your post: id drop everything & become a wolfenstein blog at…

GOD SAME!!!!!!!

i dont understand how this fandom is so small like wolfenstein is so good?? what the fuck?? what the fu

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I feel the same... I get so sad when I type wolfenstein in and there is hardly anything! Let's get it going guys! ;) ❤️

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‘What would Captain Blazkowics do?’

Wyatt is probably the cutest gosh darn character in the whole of Wolfenstein!

Like... It’s cannon hes a band nerd. I’ll let that sink in guys... XD

Isn’t he dashing?~

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mafia II characters as emojis

Vito: 😐

Joe: 😝

Henry: 🤦‍♂️(👮)

Frankie: 😱

Eddie: 🍺

Marty: 🤣

Leo: 😤(👀)

Falcone: 🤝(🔫)

Derek: 😏

Steve: 😒

Luca: 🐷

Pepe: 💪

El Greco: (X) 👨‍🎨🖼 (✓)👨‍⚕️💉

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Fergus Reid Sketch

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This makes me so happy ❤️

We're getting more fuel in this wolfenstein fandom guys! ;) ❤️

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okay but BJ telling the twins bed time stories,,, and BJ wants to tell em stuff that actually happened but Anya’s like “William don’t you think they’re a little too young for war stories?”

So Dadkowicz like tries to doctor them up to be fairy tales like “once upon a Time a “knight” named Dad had to save “princess” mom from an evil “wizard” in Europe” and he does it so badly that the twins get all sad/mad about their terrible bed time stories.

So Anya invites Wyatt over the next night and he tells them PERFECTLY and Wyatt has to come over like every other night or call them to tell them bed time stories until they grow outta it

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What makes this even better is imagining William with his super deep voice telling shitty stories with not much passion... Then Wyatt comes along and does all the noises for the story.. different voices, actions.. 😂 I'm having to much fun thinking about this 😳😂 x

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BJ literally soft adopts Wyatt on the spot within five minute of meeting him like?? “I’m your dad now son, lemme show you the best way to kill Nazis while your uncle Fergus yells at us over the radio,, god I’m so proud of you son”

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This is so wholesome… I would say they’d go to the park and play catch but… 😂❤️

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They father-son bond by killing Nazis 😂

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I mean.. usually it’s building model rockets and fishing but… I guess it’ll have to do 😂xx

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You gotta work with what you got, ya know 😆

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So… if William is his surrogate father then… does that mean Anya is like… his mama? 🤔 please say yes… 😂

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YES!

momya and dadkowicz love their son! (This also means big bro Wyatt to the twins)

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Oh my god 😂 x I need to draw this.. also… Wyatt would totally read the twins bedtime stories 😘

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I literally made a post about wyatt telling the twins stories the other night !!!! 😂

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What?! Legit? Well! Great minds think alike! ;) ❤️

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‘William, do you have a moment? I need you to rail me in our food pantry’

I fucking love how little shit BJ and Anya give to everyone hearing them aha

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I mean, the health and safety doesn't bare thinking about... 😂 x