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Cerberus Dog Costumes

Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

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Persephone, drunk crying: I don’t have enough hands!!!

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In Japanese folklore, Gashadokuro, also known as Odokuro, are giant skeletons, fifteen times taller than an average person, and are constructed from the bones of people who have died from starvation. Their bones are collected into this giant skeleton creature which is filled with intense anger and a thirst for human blood. He wanders around at night, grinding his teeth and making a “gachi gachi” sound. The giant skeleton towers so high above the ground and walks so quietly that he can be almost invisible. The only warning you get when the giant skeleton is near is a strange and inexplicable ringing in your ears.

If the Gashadokuro finds you, he will reach down with his bony hand and snatch you off the ground. Then he will pluck your head off and suck the blood out of your headless body until his thirst is quenched.

blowjobhorseman

I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number. So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé. Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.

blowjobhorseman

His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think I’m going to take his last name.

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Update: the wedding was beautiful

surprisebitch

when you need to be at comic con by 5 but voting polls close at 4

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In the name of the moon…

I’ll vote you out!

sodomymcscurvylegs

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LOUDER

falastinniya

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.

jaspurr

live your life like a ghibli movie where literally everything is charming and beautiful

sprosslee

Good advice

tombcutie

not Grave of the Fireflies though.

Crow giving zero fucks. (x)

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@keranos-god-of-storm-crows

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When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

zephyrzeitgeist

…dude.

manticoreimaginary

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

spybrarian

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

squeakk

I'm not worthy.

#asthetic

greenkiwiphotos

Tevis as Princess Mononoke! I took this earlier this year at Wizard World Portland Comic Con 2016. There was this perfect patch of greenery right outside of the convention! Tevis was such a good sport and agreed to climb the massive log!

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Heather as She Ra! This was taken earlier this year at Wizard World Portland Comic Con 2016. It was one of the first time I experimented with back lighting in cosplay photography which I love doing in wedding photos! This was such a fun shoot with Heather and I was so stoked to finally get to do a cape shot like this!