Would you kindly?

Cayley Female | 22 | Texas

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

[chescaleigh]

I love this meme so much. It’s just missing my favorite 

[kid-with-plans]

That’s amazing

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

level 0: Pupper level 1: Doggo level 2: Dogger level 3: Boof

[clusterfuckofemotions]

I wanna be heartless but the problem is I have too big of a heart

[bmoresgoddess]

Me after being on the #SaveMarinaJoyce tag.

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[sheisrecovering]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via hbarinsky)

[tastefullyoffensive]

They think he’s a baby cow.

[akisazame]

[froggos]

Sonic GO:

run

[gearholder]

[hannahhillam]

I actually have no self control

[piloting-the-storm]

[sandandglass]

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

[miceontoast]

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!

[thisloveisglowing]

Ruthless

[jasonptodd]

my dog: *falls asleep*

me: 

[difficult]

Maybe I love too much and maybe I show too little.

 r.m drake (via difficult)

[spacemohawks]

I want a character in a zombie apocalypse setting who is just inexplicably good at survival tasks – knows how to make a fire from scratch, cooks insanely well, can hunt, skin animals, makes cheese, butter, and such, but gradually the people in their group begin to notice they never seem to catch pop culture references or allusions to normal, everyday historical facts about the pre-apocalypse world. 

And everyone has all these theories about them like, what did they do before? Why are they like this? How do they just automatically know how to sew clothing, milk a cow, and build quality shelter, but….. they don’t know who Chris Evans was. Never heard of Buzzfeed. Can’t drive a car. They’ve apparently never seen Star Wars OR Star Trek. Who the hell is this person? Why are they so weird?

And eventually it comes out: When the apocalypse happened this person took the opportunity to blend in, reinvent themselves. But in the old world?

They were Amish.

[necrotek]

This is amished opportunity