Squeezing Parrots

Twisted hippie with three companion conures. Lesbian | Aries | She/her

[segamascott]

[chillyfeetsteak]

and then what?

[chillyfeetsteak]

hey and then what

[chilewithcarnage]

[segamascott]

stop hitting me 🤕

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

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[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[squeezingparrots]

If you spend your life trying to suppress your fire, the only thing that’s going to do is burn you alive. Let your fire rage and burn bridges instead of burning yourself.

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

she should be legally allowed to kill I think.

[i-am-a-fish]

The boss says we need to start hanging out at double efficiency. we need to chill twice as much

[i-am-a-fish]

I need a way to make money that won't make me feel really really depressed, which is very hard for me because my idiot brain is stupid, and it gets unreasonably sad

[geeses]

from the bottom of my heart, i am tired of everyone trying to sell me something

[evilsanlang]

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

[evilsanlang]

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

[contemptible-scoundrel]

leave no noob unpwned

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[segamascott]

2026 and i still don't know what homestuck is

[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

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[calebwittebane]

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

[ineedagun2001]

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

[liarsblade]

Also there's just a lot of instances where "queerbaiting" is simply the wrong word, and whatever is happening would be better described as "chickening out" or "well meant attempt at rep that missed the mark" or "halfhearted attempt at rep" or even just like, "homophobia, unexamined/internalized or otherwise". Bait kind of inherently implies a cynical, intentional moneygrab. You know.