[woundsodomy]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[ixtaek]

[shaneposting]

shane is literally a Boyfriend guys he’s stocking the cottage full of stuff he’d never eat bc they’re ilya’s favourite snacks and he’s driving his passenger princess around and carrying ilya’s bags and asking what he wants for dinner and waking him up in the middle of the night to be like ‘hey here’s how we can be together forever until we are old and wrinkly. do u agree yes or yes’

and even before that he’s constantly checking if his baby is okay and he’s sitting in that stairwell cuddling ilya’s jacket and he’s so desperate to hold ilya’s hand when he’s off his head on painkillers. he’s rereading old texts. he’s got his phone in his hand and he’s texting ilya when he’s literally just got off the ice after winning the cup again and that’s years before they’re even together. he’s inviting ilya to the cottage because he gets two weeks off a year and he wants to spend them both with his favourite person

he’s a loverboy! he’s spent so so long wanting to be able to connect with ilya like this and now he finally can! he was born to play hockey but also to be ilya’s boyfriend!

[russianblush]

………..okay

[measlyscrapofseafood]

day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!

day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

[nightquills]

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[mizuthe-cat]

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

[nightquills]

thinking specifically of the context of ilya growing up with a fraught sibling dynamic versus shane growing up as an only child and how that early conflict experience (or lack thereof) would manifest in their arguments with one another. ilya gets to a point in a fight where he blows up and say something horrid in the heat of the moment that he knows will hurt shane, but he didn’t really mean it. and he expects shane to understand that he didn’t really mean it! or at least not entirely! but shane, who was never really exposed to that particular sort of fight while growing up, is like how could you ever say that to me. how could you say something like that and not mean it? is this seriously how you see me? how you feel about me? and cue this disconnect making things Even Worse, given their already poor communication skills in moments of stress

[kaijuno]

[themoonandmyman]

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

[incaim]

oh no, you are horny? you might as well do this quiz to see exactly what kind of horny you are because we all know that information is super important.

[disgustinggf]

[hothockey]

ilya scruffing shane to comfort both of them..............

[bluegrasshole]

they keep putting those poor beautiful men in long sleeves in this heat. just make them go naked solve the problem completely

[honeyybrii]

ilya rozanov spent so long trying to pretend he didn't love shane hollander, then when he couldn't anymore he tried to hide it and press it down and 'you don't like me' because his love isn't good enough, he isn't good enough

and then he finally gets to love shane and be meshed into his life even if it's in secret. and imagine his shock and disappointment to find that everyone who's gotten to love shane, loudly, without fear, and without hiding - are doing it wrong

[boitterfly]