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Shane: should we...talk?

also shane 2.8 seconds later: *dick down his throat moaning*

i think ilya would sometimes use the stupidest things to ragebait shane like one night ilya sees their cens hoodies that have their numbers hanging up in their closet and he says something about how 2 times 4 is 8 so those cancel out and then ilya still has a 1 which is why he's number 1 and that's why he's the best hockey player duh and shane gets unbelievably ragebaited by that. and then they fuck about it. obviously.

if u see me rb the same posts from different people multiple times its bc i do this really fun thing in the mornings where i wake up. go on tumblr and rb stuff, go back to sleep, then wake up and forget everything i have already engaged with

#and also i love double reblogging sorry im filled w light and love #txt.me

shanepervert

ilya is literally sweetieful. even when he's being mean to shane he's being sweetieful because he's making him feel really good. many fail to recognize this but real ilyaheads know

why does having a bunch of stuff to reply to feel like this

#i say PLS PLS engage w me talk to me #then people do and its like. Doom.#txt.me

shanepervert

treat me really niceys :-)

engaged w cow photos and now my dash is full of cats. Mission FAILED.

#i like a good cat pic dont get me wrong but i want to see Them #txt.me

shanebug

hothockey

the thing is, is that i want shane and ilya to be mean AND nice to each other, bc i am, at the core. a pervert and a freak and a gay romantique. and the nicer and the meaner they are to each other, the more erotica i get to see and read. like, it's just two sides of a fuck coin, and baby,,i am playing those slots

bipolar4autistic

I think the first and only time Shane found out he was having a wet dream and Ilya woke up and noticed and didn’t have his way with Shane while he slept like Ilya tells him the next morning oh I wanted to touch you so bad but you were sleeping. Shane was like. Did I do something wrong? Are you mad at me?? and almost starts crying while Ilya is left to figure out that Shane thinks Ilya not touching him when he clearly wants it is a punishment. He’s like moya lyubov how could I know for sure when you were asleep? And Shane is like you literally know my body better than I do. You would know. If I thought I didn’t want it and you knew better I would trust you. And Ilya has to try not to pass out when all the blood in his head goes straight to his dick.

#real true and core to myshane

in my littleshane feelings today i will try and answer some asks

#FIRST i need to do some Tasks or they wont get done #txt.me

ticklefighthockey

goshhhh I love that hudson plays show!shane as way more emotionally vulnerable than book!shane. show!shane is always rolling over and showing ilya his soft underbelly (often without even realizing it) and ilya is always like AAA AAAAAAAA YOU CAN’T DO THAT YOU CAN’T LET PEOPLE SEE YOU FEEL and then shane’s big brown eyes start getting all shiny/wet with tears and his bottom lip wobbles a little and ilya is like well now I have to kms. or take care of you forever. AGH