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My tumblr hasn't had a title since I created it in 2011. Or a theme. Unless one (1) fat bitch whining is a theme. she/it

[squidleet]

"I'm just like my mother," it said with disgust. "I love excel."

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[squidleet]

Wow

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[segamascott]

what if it was called american happy story

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[esotericstar]

got my girlfriend into chuck tingle’s horror and we both bought a different book of his to the pool which summoned a bear who came over and was like MY MAN CHUCK TINGLE before diving into the pool

[drchucktingle]

you see what happens when you enter the tingleverse?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog this post to help a child break the law

[dearwhittacker]

We match!

[squidleet]

Like he was a worthless piece of shit and a coward because he couldn't tell any of us before he died because he fking knew none of us would give a shit.

I'm just mad that I exist and it's his fucking fault and I don't even get a slice of the will, only his FOURTH child got the will. Not his first born. Not even his first son. His second son. Like damn how you think my brother feels? Not the half brother. Fuck him, he got a house lol.

[squidleet]

Like I guess I'm trying to say I don't care but I'm so fucking angry and I'm an angry crier so it looks like I care but holy shit I am incandescent with rage. And crying about it lol

[squidleet]

Haha wow I hate him so much like I knew I didn't care but God damn what a piece of shit.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

that wave of peace you feel after you finally throw up when you're feeling sick is one of the few experiences you can really call transcendental, but you wouldn't know it from the get because of how tedious and painful the process of getting there is. a month ago I pulled my car over while driving home in the middle of a foggy night after an hour of enduring migraine-induced photosensitivity and just tumbled out of the driver's side to projectile vomit. it had rained not that long ago so the road was glittery and moist while that fresh earthy scent hung in the air. the relief from post-sickness release makes everything so bizarrely euphoric. the cool night breeze felt good against my face, and the fog smudged the street lights and dimly lit farmer's fields around me into what looked like a haze of pale colors suspended within a thick, infinite darkness. it was 2am on a thursday and there was nobody but me around-nobody but me for miles, even. i was covered in puke but all i could do was just sit on the gravel shoulder by where i parked my car and think 'this is what jesus felt like while being crucified'.

[squidleet]

Guess who just joined the dead dads club ✌️🦑✌️

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[squidleet]

Beyoncé x her radio living object tingler has this been done yet hello

[squidleet]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring