Its Just Me

[shitpostinguniverse]

[funnytwittertweets]

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[pettycentral]

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[queentab]

[spectrealenko]

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

[itsbyrosie]

as u can see I don’t actually know how to draw

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[ruinedchildhood]

I don’t give a fuck, chucking my deuces up

[blossomfully]

“How was I supposed to tell you what I was feeling?“ she said, “I didn’t want to ruin your day. “I am so many things but I won’t be the weight on your ankle, if I drown I won’t ask you to come with me.”

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #227  (via blossomfully)

[heart-ifical]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[cptsdwillgraham-deactivated2019]

your brain doesn’t hate you. your brain wants you to live and thrive and is trying its best with a crappy set of tools. when your brain says “you suck and should kill yourself” instead of replying “fuck off, i hate you” you can say “thanks for telling me that we’re hurt/struggling right now, but that’s not a helpful way to think about the situation. i have a lot of positive qualities, and i deserve to live. it sounds like we’re feeling really scared/ashamed/sad right now, and that’s a natural way to react when things are difficult, but i’m choosing a more constructive way of dealing with my feelings”. try it

[catchymemes]

[goblinlord666]

big SQuish

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”