broke college student aesthetic

i wish i knew what to do next

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[siphersaysstuff]

[sovietshopaholic]

the medical terminology for bussy

[princesiddie]

this is old news but this is the funniest fuck ing thing ive seen in we eks

[princesiddie]

whats he go t? whats in that hat ?

[lldaddyphilo-deactivated2019091]

Listen to this 

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

This is like Parasite for weed

[meladoodle]

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

[avvocarlo]

john travolta is what an alien thinks an attractive person is supposed to look like

[harrypottersonicobama]

[russiansandgod]

[la-laborista-republiko]

Y'know what I really fuckin hate?

Tiny houses.

Not the concept, the notion, the Platonic ideal of a low-cost low-impact high-efficiency dwelling. That’s great. That’s awesome.

What really imagines my dragons is that in practice about 9 times out of 10 tiny house communities are just a way for rich hipsters to finally fulfil their greatest fantasy:

They found a way to fucking gentrify the trailer park

[poiplefunguy]

listen i know you’re making a point here but i cant stop thinking about ‘imagines my dragons’

[abitonthepoliticalside]

[kficc]

[rodrickheffeley]

thinking about time when robert pattinson went on a date with his stalker and ended up driving her away by complaining entire night. literal legend

[rodrickheffeley]

the way his mind works much to think about

[pacificrim-archive]

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema 

[shinyfurret]

UM

[trickstertime]

This has the feeling of trying to describe a dream to someone

[rtrixie]

Humanity lived through serious plagues, great fires, world wars and all, this mofo-19 wont bring us down, for real.

Of course it won’t. But we need to minimize the damage.

[grand-field-marshall]

Why minimize the damage? Coronavirus simply removes the weak so that the strong shall prosper. It’s like how the sickly rabbits get killed off by winter snow and cold, while the strong and healthy are able to survive.

[nutsacktorturer]

*huff huff* mein brethren *huff huff* the weak shall be purged *huff huff* the superior shall prosper *huff huff*

[grand-field-marshall]

Nice try buddy, but that is the complete opposite of me. I’m not a fatass, but rather I’m actually a bit underweight (not enough steak and cheeseburgers in my diet).

[nutsacktorturer]

*rattle rattle* mein brethren *rattle rattle* the weak shall be purged *rattle rattle* the superior shall prosper *rattle rattle*

[marinarascova]

he deleted his blog lol

[sailorsmoon]

Okay sword, let’s do this. For the Honor of Grayskull!

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

SHE COOKK ME

[h0odrich]

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

[pointnclick]

haters will hear me scuttling inside their walls