From Under The Pork Tree

Hey, I'm Ali. I like books, punk rock music and tv shows involving tall men with deep voices. I run a Skulduggery Pleasant blog as well as this - link's up above, as is links for both my bands which I'd greatly appreciate you checking out!

[egberts]

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[skygenders]

i can’t wait to show this to my imaginary future children

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

[prasejeebus]

me

[human]

[theonion]

[fabriczoo-deactivated20151027]

[thatfunnyblog]

If she can’t then no one can

[insight-jd]

[weirdoginger]

‘Cat gets Brain Freeze’

[rezny]

I literally cannot stop watching this.

[deathclawboyfriend-deactivated2]

*hellish gurgling*

[mullenixvx]

xdhoopx

me all summer long

[sunset-neon-deactivated20170224]

I’m torn between being scared for my life and laughing uncontrollably 

[wemakeaculture]

heroineofhumour

[marytheginger]

OMG I’m dying

[a-misguided-ghost-97]

the urge to post hideously personal things online. where does it come from

[squidwardtentaclep0rn]

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

[princesszelda-rekt]

What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?

[thatshipcalleddignity]

This may have just changed my life

[schmaggot-deactivated20190402]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS DUMBASS COMIC FOR A YEAR NOW

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[countolafarchive]

[pussyvalkyrie]

studies show that i am in fact in a perpetual state of givin em the old razzle dazzle

[aidn]

[whoregontrail-deactivated201404]

[squidwardtentaclep0rn]

Do the nosy thing

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

45. Selfie