Me And My Weirdness @rikkirikki88 - Tumblr Blog

who needs therapy when you can Realize™️ things about yourself alone at 1am

my secret agenda is actually just to sit in your room and show you my favorite songs while you explain different things you have on your wall or your desk to me

vanillatwilightwallflower

Does anyone else ever feel like they’ve lost literally all motivation and all you want to do is curl up in a ball in bed and eat junk and watch films and avoid all other responsibilities for like 37 years or so

dutchster

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

knifefightscene

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

cats2019forthenintendoswitch

Same energy

clayinla

I’m glad he clarified tbh

floambones

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

saint--claire

exCUSE ME. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

kyraneko

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

vialhazard

femaleheroes

sairayesha

she is literally, and I cannot stress this enough, the only celebrity that matters

artifuls

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

girl-rambling

The second last one though

kanine

“the kind of white people white people dont fuck with” lmaoo

toshio-the-starman

Bro, wait, Heaven’s Gate?

As in THE Heaven’s Gate?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)

andremichaux

Sandra Oh & Andy Samberg Monologue (x)

laughingfish

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mitski-miyawakis

THEN

PERISH

illbebackladies-deactivated2020

Holy hot damn shit

eltonjohndenver

kumagawa

blod-this-will-be-deleted-wynn

If a sitting president threatens to hold government employees hostage and shut down the government for years because the other branches of government won’t give him absolute power, then he should be fucking impeached.

14kgoldupgraded

#like this is literally how authoritarianism starts #the government wo[n’t] build your wall? #shut down the government entirely! #declare a state of emergency to circumvent congress! #like how long will it take for martial law to be declared after that?

underrmyumbrellaella

this is the true gen z experience

mass-exodus

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”