DING DING THE DERP QUEEN IS HERE

Hey, I'm Kristen. I'm 37 and I live in Central Illinois. 420 friendly. Olympic gold medalist in sleeping. Wannabe cryptozoologist and meteorologist. Cat obsessor extraordinaire. Horny brain runs rampant here. Currently obsessing over One Piece (especially Buggy and Cross Guild). I love making new friends, so if anyone wants to nerd out about stuff, gimme a shout!

[sillylilili]

👀👀👀🐙

[rezny]

(Not really, I love y’all.)

It’s my birthday, I’m stoned as shit, and I thought this gif was fitting because I love this dumbass. 🥳

[rezny]

https://gofund.me/4b660ee3a

Donate to Support Romeo’s Last Chance for Relief, organized by Kristen Henry

My poor baby needs exploratory surgery, but the price tag is really steep and I c… Kristen Henry needs your support for Support Romeo’s Last

This came as a massive shock to me, but I know we need to do everything we can for him right now. Any and all help, whether sharing my story to get the word out or otherwise, means the world to me at this point. Please consider helping my orange son. 😞💔

[rezny]

Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that my goal amount has significantly dropped. My aunt and uncle were able to help me with most of it. 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Any additional assistance is still appreciated as always. Thank you. ❤️

[rezny]

He’s very weak and we’re making him eat/drink by a dropper. I can tell he’s lost even more weight because I can feel his ribcage and hips now. Please think about us. 😞

[rezny]

Romeo will have to go to the vet this afternoon because he’s still extremely worn out and not wanting to do much of anything, including eating. Any donations or shares is still greatly appreciated as this vet trip will have to go on my nearly maxed out credit card. 💔

[rezny]

Thank you all for your generosity. Unfortunately, we’re not out of the woods just yet. We’ve still been taking him to the vet every day to get more fluids, appetite stimulants, etc. He still isn’t showing much interest in eating or drinking. Any donations or shares are still very much appreciated; we are struggling. 😞

[rezny]

https://gofund.me/4b660ee3a

Donate to Support Romeo’s Last Chance for Relief, organized by Kristen Henry

My poor baby needs exploratory surgery, but the price tag is really steep and I c… Kristen Henry needs your support for Support Romeo’s Last

This came as a massive shock to me, but I know we need to do everything we can for him right now. Any and all help, whether sharing my story to get the word out or otherwise, means the world to me at this point. Please consider helping my orange son. 😞💔

[rezny]

Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that my goal amount has significantly dropped. My aunt and uncle were able to help me with most of it. 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Any additional assistance is still appreciated as always. Thank you. ❤️

[rezny]

He’s very weak and we’re making him eat/drink by a dropper. I can tell he’s lost even more weight because I can feel his ribcage and hips now. Please think about us. 😞

[rezny]

Romeo will have to go to the vet this afternoon because he’s still extremely worn out and not wanting to do much of anything, including eating. Any donations or shares is still greatly appreciated as this vet trip will have to go on my nearly maxed out credit card. 💔

[rezny]

https://gofund.me/4b660ee3a

Donate to Support Romeo’s Last Chance for Relief, organized by Kristen Henry

My poor baby needs exploratory surgery, but the price tag is really steep and I c… Kristen Henry needs your support for Support Romeo’s Last

This came as a massive shock to me, but I know we need to do everything we can for him right now. Any and all help, whether sharing my story to get the word out or otherwise, means the world to me at this point. Please consider helping my orange son. 😞💔

[rezny]

Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that my goal amount has significantly dropped. My aunt and uncle were able to help me with most of it. 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Any additional assistance is still appreciated as always. Thank you. ❤️

[rezny]

He’s very weak and we’re making him eat/drink by a dropper. I can tell he’s lost even more weight because I can feel his ribcage and hips now. Please think about us. 😞

[rezny]

https://gofund.me/4b660ee3a

Donate to Support Romeo’s Last Chance for Relief, organized by Kristen Henry

My poor baby needs exploratory surgery, but the price tag is really steep and I c… Kristen Henry needs your support for Support Romeo’s Last

This came as a massive shock to me, but I know we need to do everything we can for him right now. Any and all help, whether sharing my story to get the word out or otherwise, means the world to me at this point. Please consider helping my orange son. 😞💔

[rezny]

Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that my goal amount has significantly dropped. My aunt and uncle were able to help me with most of it. 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Any additional assistance is still appreciated as always. Thank you. ❤️

[rezny]

https://gofund.me/4b660ee3a

Donate to Support Romeo’s Last Chance for Relief, organized by Kristen Henry

My poor baby needs exploratory surgery, but the price tag is really steep and I c… Kristen Henry needs your support for Support Romeo’s Last

This came as a massive shock to me, but I know we need to do everything we can for him right now. Any and all help, whether sharing my story to get the word out or otherwise, means the world to me at this point. Please consider helping my orange son. 😞💔

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Flashiest mail day ever? Flashiest mail day ever.

Thank you @rotteneggie for my new, incredibly detailed babies!! 🥺🥺🥺❤️

[princedevitt]

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It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[moxleyrollins]

MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 09.22.25

[howlinghunters]

@hyacinture

[vaelerius]

endless gifs of rhea - 399 / ∞

[vaelerius]

endless gifs of rhea - 400 / ∞

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[coleslawwwww]

Buggy’s favourite artists would be ICP, Rob Zombie, and Limp Bizkit. Anything high energy and a little crude/eccentric is exactly his taste. He would also be a massive Britney fan, Circus is LITERALLY his song

Mihawks fav artists would be Mitski, Ethel Cain, and Lana Del Rey. He is a sad lesbian to me. He would also be a Siouxsie and the Banshees fan, gotta keep those goth roots.

Crocodiles favourite artists would be, and this is very important to me, Blondie, ABBA, and The Bangles. no i will not elaborate

[rezny]

🙋‍♀️ I would just like to add that Buggy would be a massive Mindless Self Indulgence fan. I always think of him when I listen to them.

I do services only I appreciate

You keep giving me bullets

And all I want’s my moneeeyyyy

[rezny]

dhdhdhdhd Sorry, one more contribution.

Dethklok for Buggy. Sisters of Mercy and HIM for Mihawk.

[coleslawwwww]

Buggy’s favourite artists would be ICP, Rob Zombie, and Limp Bizkit. Anything high energy and a little crude/eccentric is exactly his taste. He would also be a massive Britney fan, Circus is LITERALLY his song

Mihawks fav artists would be Mitski, Ethel Cain, and Lana Del Rey. He is a sad lesbian to me. He would also be a Siouxsie and the Banshees fan, gotta keep those goth roots.

Crocodiles favourite artists would be, and this is very important to me, Blondie, ABBA, and The Bangles. no i will not elaborate

[rezny]

🙋‍♀️ I would just like to add that Buggy would be a massive Mindless Self Indulgence fan. I always think of him when I listen to them.

I do services only I appreciate

You keep giving me bullets

And all I want’s my moneeeyyyy

[plushieanimals]

pokémon ☁️ mofugutto kutsurogi time 💕