ask me about my skeleton

🌸🌸👽🌸🌸 Sixty-four years is 33,661,440 minutes, and one minute is a long time

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[asdfghhjjj12]

[godotal]

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

[puppetshell]

Beware Sping-arm Sam

[dantes-infernal-chili]

Mr. Brightside

The Killers: Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his-

Parents: *angry collective glare*

The Killers: …chest

[ramseyesscom]

The Vanderbilt Planetarium asks you to refrain from following your dreams.

[deputydickhead]

Keep your filthy hands off her

[suffuse]

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

[terminallycapricious]

[squigglenoodle]

Goodbye.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Best Cat Tweets Of 2016

Via Bored Panda

[fishwrites]

Sorry long list but everyone is gold

[retroscifiart]

The fantastical spacescapes of Steve R Dodd

[skrumpgoblin]

[ava-in-the-sky-with-diamonds]

There is a difference between George Harrison and Joj Harrison

Here you have George Harrison

Then there’s Joj

But then what do you call this 

[lolfactory]

[inthebeatleslife-deactivated201]

John Lennon being harassed by fans (1966) 

[jojbrackets]

Ok I really love John and would want to touch him too…but DAMN give the man some space

[chaptertwo-thepacnw]

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[lcuigi]

Wattpad fics be like;

I was asleep and my mom ran into my room, packing my clothes for me in my Aeropostale suitcase “Mom what are you doing” She looked at me and sighed, putting her cigarette out on her hand “They are here” I was confused, I rolled out my light purple stripped comforter and ruffled my long thick blonde hair with brown streaks in it “Who are” “Your new owners.” This is the story of how one direction bought me