boy howdy

she/her - 25 - bi - clown formerly extra-chunky

[radiofreederry]

[sjweminem]

she sauce on my scrod till i'm a New Man

[plesiosaurchestra]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[striders]

anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

[egberts]

[pissvortex]

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

[hotvampireadjacent]

[freshpickle]

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

[nordfjording]

i love how every plant guide ever is like

[abortionado]

MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

[important-animal-images]

[fapper]

Fuck

[marinebiologyshitposts]

shrimp tempura

[greelin]

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

[quenepacrossing]

🌥️ dreaming of poptart by tay.crossing

[givemearmstopraywith]

taylor swift fans interpret her lyrics the way protestants interpret the bible

[theunfairfolk]

sentences you can only get on tumblr

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment

[weirdgirlgerard]

i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them

[grandparentcore]

they’re living the dream

[gaynfl-moved]

cracker barrel.... has fallen

[gaynfl-moved]

CRACKER BARREL HAS. FALLEN!!!!!!!!!!

[softpastelqueer]

A second queer has hit the Cracker Barrel

[highonlife22-deactivated2026021]

im like an absent father in my own life I'm uninvolved af