Shove a gerbil in ur ass thru a tube

That moment when you gotta grind just to dab

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

:D

[orbduck]

can't wait for the analog horror adaptation of sigma's escape from talon

[animagkrasver]

[squimbus]

Loid for absolutely no reason:

[pixelated-perfectionist]

Visit Original Link

[toaarcan]

Sad Headcanon Time!

Sonic doesn't like being around Gemerl.

It's nothing Gemerl did, really. Sonic's remarkably good at forgiving people that tried to kill him. Their eight or so fights over the course of the First Shattered World Crisis aren't really anything to hold grudges over.

But that's his kid. Except not. He found that robot on a beach and raised them himself. And then they died in his arms, asking him whether they should be glad that they were born. Whether their life was something to regret.

On some level, he knows that Gemerl doesn't have anything in them that's Emerl. Emerl's body crumbled to ash in his hands, and Eggman built copies of the design before. Gemerl is obviously just a refined version of the E-121 designs. But they're still painted in Eggman's colour scheme, they still have Eggman's mockery of Emerl's name. He visits Cream and sees this shadow of what he once loved, more robotic than Emerl ever was. It doesn't bother Cream. Why does it bother him so much?

(He still has the Emerald that was all that remained of Emerl. If he convinced Tails to install it in Gemerl's chassis, would it bring Emerl back? Is that even a good idea?)

So he stays away whenever he can.

Sage asks him to look after her 'father' when she goes. The angry, vicious, vindictive part of him, the part that only ever came out he was Darkspine Sonic, wants to spit back that Eggman offered only further torment when he killed Sonic's kid, why does he deserve anything besides scorn? He stomps it down. It won't help anyone if he lets it out.

(Sage comes back, of course. Like she never left, Eggman pushes a few buttons and he gets her back. Of course he gets the get-out clause. Gaias forbid Eggman experience consequences.)

[toaarcan]

Sad Headcanon Time!

Sonic doesn't like being around Gemerl.

It's nothing Gemerl did, really. Sonic's remarkably good at forgiving people that tried to kill him. Their eight or so fights over the course of the First Shattered World Crisis aren't really anything to hold grudges over.

But that's his kid. Except not. He found that robot on a beach and raised them himself. And then they died in his arms, asking him whether they should be glad that they were born. Whether their life was something to regret.

On some level, he knows that Gemerl doesn't have anything in them that's Emerl. Emerl's body crumbled to ash in his hands, and Eggman built copies of the design before. Gemerl is obviously just a refined version of the E-121 designs. But they're still painted in Eggman's colour scheme, they still have Eggman's mockery of Emerl's name. He visits Cream and sees this shadow of what he once loved, more robotic than Emerl ever was. It doesn't bother Cream. Why does it bother him so much?

(He still has the Emerald that was all that remained of Emerl. If he convinced Tails to install it in Gemerl's chassis, would it bring Emerl back? Is that even a good idea?)

So he stays away whenever he can.

Sage asks him to look after her 'father' when she goes. The angry, vicious, vindictive part of him, the part that only ever came out he was Darkspine Sonic, wants to spit back that Eggman offered only further torment when he killed Sonic's kid, why does he deserve anything besides scorn? He stomps it down. It won't help anyone if he lets it out.

(Sage comes back, of course. Like she never left, Eggman pushes a few buttons and he gets her back. Of course he gets the get-out clause. Gaias forbid Eggman experience consequences.)

[mashounen1945]

Preserving OP's tags:

#This isn't the most coherent thing

#For one it's based on the modern IDW version of Gemerl rather than Archie or the pre-IDW fanon I normally lean on with them

#But also Sonic caring this much about his dead robot kid is kinda incompatible with Flynn-era Sonic material

#With its endlessly forgiving Sonic and wholesome dad Eggman

#But overall I view Sonic as someone who buries all of his anger and grief and pain under a smiley facade and bad jokes

#He never lets it surface

#And when it *does* it's not pretty

#At all

#Like this Sonic would not be smugly lecturing anyone about how his morality is better

#He'd defend Mr. Tinker because of his amnesia and *only* that

#And even then he'd be tempted.

[bunniibones]

Commission for ShinyMisty! An introduction comic for our AU: Post Memories Tinker, in which Eggman decides to stay as Mr. Tinker after recovering his memories

[spookygirlthings]

I do not LOOP, I do not PALLET STUN, I do not FLASHBANG. I RUN RANDOMLY, and if the killer sees me, I GET HOOKED

[auroblaze]

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[lowpolyanimals]

Betty Netch from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

[cottoncatkommissar-deactivated2]

How i feel

[lagomorpheme]

:(

[squimbus]

I don't plan.

I fucking scheme

While you're sitting there, stroking your stuble and having a lighbulb hovering your head after having a so-called "bright idea", I'm here rubbing my hands together, giggling menacingly as I hatch my devious plot.

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[leiameower]

trollsona toojii fshgro

[squimbus]

Just rolled up to the woods and ngl these lycans are kinda gay.

Like, why are these lycans, who are males, constantly pushing me over and straddling me, only to go straight for my neck?