Omo Stuff

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[anaxgardner]

Happy national boyfriend day my sweet little sub. Counting down the days until we hear those cuffs click again 😉🥰😙💚I love you @squirmysub

[squirmysub]

[anaxgardner]

FAT PUSSY LIKE SANTA

?????

[squirmysub]

HANDS UP

FUCK SHIT UP, FLIP A TABLE, GO BANANAS

IN THE MOONLIGHT DANCING NO PYJAMAS

THAT DICK TASTES LIKE

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who drinks a lot of water.

[peepeeboy666]

hit or miss, your bladder’s full of piss (huh!)

you got a toilet, i bet it isn’t near ya!

[dumbbitch9000-deactivated201902]

Hi! It’s been really nice knowing you :)

[peepeeboy666]

Please finish me off! (=

[veryfunnymemes]

[squirmysub]

Latchkey incontinence bitchesssss

[cloudomo]

lowkey want to be tickled until I pee my pants

[cloudomo]

be nice to me but mean to my bladder

[ohmyrashi]

as someone who very much enjoys Mean™ omo, one of my fave tropes/tactics to use myself is faux-sympathy that is in fact designed to make things worse

“aw, no wonder you need to pee, just think about how much you had to drink! allllll that tea and soda and water… your poor little bladder must be full to the brim.”

“if i were you all i’d be able to think about would be getting to a toilet and pissing a waterfall.”

“poor baby, it sounds like you’re about to lose control and pee your pants any second now.”

[squishee-pants]

🦑

I know there omo/omuts mermaid posts about mermaids getting legs and not understanding how the potty works but I want to present something new: Octopus merfolk and ink. Just imagine octopus merms accidently letting out a big obvious cloud of ink when they’re suddenly startled or laugh too hard, or get too worked up.  Imagine the octo getting legs and getting really nervous or frightened while on land, instinct takes over and they end up making a black puddle and staining their pants In mermaid culter, an octopus merm not being able to control when the ink is the equivalent of a child who keeps wetting themselves.

[babeybunny]

Y’know what’s really embarrassing? Those bedwetting alarms that are supposed to go off when they get wet, because at that point you’re already wet and it’s probably almost impossible to stop, so all it does is wake everybody up to tell them that you’re peeing the bed

Y e s s

Heck- that honestly sounds cute, like a character who is just fed up with their bedwetting and think that the alarm will surely work! But, they’re a deep sleeper :^0  So they just instead of getting up and going they just, groggily sit up in bed as they soak their bedding and p.j’s, only to fully wake up in horror to what they’ve done and a constant beeping sound just to add to it all ;0; 

[fictitious-omorashi-deactivated]

Me: Damn I like this character

Brain: Yes...

Me: Don't you dare

Brain: ...imagine them holding it and squirming...

Me: Stop right there

Brain: Imagine them wetting...

Me: Fuck

[fishadee]

When you’re around your friends and they talk about “““weird kinks””” and you gotta play super cool.

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[omo-bee]

my bladder when I drink more instead of peeing even though I’m about to burst:

[transstuffandmore]

Reblog if your blog is safe for trans followers.

[jaiva-pissing]

due to personal reasons i will piss my pants

[anxietyproblem]