The Chauffeuring Squirrel

Ask me something, I'll have an answer

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

Ray Ban glasses wish you all a Happy New year! The price of a time-limited event is only $24.99.

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

“Stay in the five right lanes.” Is it a frequent enough issue that Maps has to tell drivers to NOT turn off the street you’re supposed to stay on? https://www.instagram.com/p/Brvz9GvFI2O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=170gw8jqjkfpp

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

My new favorite mug. #casapaulding #forthechild https://www.instagram.com/p/BrLGR7PlQDG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1v34otj1r2nmb

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

Scary noises stress me out. #leeloodallasmultipass https://www.instagram.com/p/BpIadoXloer/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fwbwanfe2baa

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

Umm this lint has legs. Video quality gets better. #fuzzytinyinsect #whatareyou https://www.instagram.com/p/BnruZeRHSzS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r1o614hlm7ug

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

Umm this lint has legs. Video quality gets better. #fuzzytinyinsect #whatareyou https://www.instagram.com/p/BnruZeRHSzS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o4m505mueuyj

[wlwellbutrin]

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

[squidong]

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

[feynites]

apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.

[stealthflower]

Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

@claybee and I made dinner tonight salted salmon, edamame, rice, and Bao. Clay even helped with the bao. #dinnerstogethertastebetter

[disinterested-deactivated201304]

[ejacutastic]

hello friend please look up i am here

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

Apparently #babybaggybaggins doesn’t like his mouse anymore. It’s been drowned in a full water bowl. #catsdothedarndestthings

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

This years birthday cupcake #happybirthdaytome #28feelinggreat ...ok ALMOST 28, 3 hours left

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

Someone please tell me what the **** this is!! Is it a slug? Is it something from the Upside Down? What is this???!!! #strangerthings #demogorgon #gross #groooooooosssssss

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

Someone please tell me what the **** this is!! Is it a slug? Is it something from the Upside Down? What is this???!!! #strangerthings #demogorgon #gross #groooooooosssssss

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

Look at this sweet goofball #babybaggybaggins #catsofinstagram

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

No #leeloodallasmultipass I don't mind you squeezing your giant self into my lap. #dogsofinstagram #megapinscher

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

#leeloodallasmultipass and I jogged a mile and I half this morning. She did a very good job of dealing with my slowness. #whosagooddog

[squirrel-le-chauffeur]

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