smile more.

Claybee. 28. Gemini. Atlanta. They/Them.

[mysharona1987]

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

This is from an ad for gender-neutral baby clothes, btw.

[exerian-deactivated20181214]

WHERE IS THE AD OP?!?

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

@exerian :  There you go —

[deliriumcrow]

Ooh, I know someone with an occupied uterus who would appreciate these! They’re actually really cute!

[cipheramnesia]

from now on the only gender is goth

[fetus-cakes]

this video has 10,000 notes on tumblr but 1,600 dislikes on youtube. C’mon people! if you love this concept show Celine some love because otherwise her marketing team will think this idea was a failure 

[wolfpurplemoon]

oh hey your tweet is on tumblr now @bright-cactus

[dea-certe]

Seriously, like this video. She’s got like 900 likes and over 2000 dislikes and the comments are fucked up. She deserves some love. And honestly, if it means I can find cute shorts that are longer than an inch below the crotch for my daughter, I’ll be ecstatic

[genderwitchcraft]

This is a gender neutral fashion line for kids, and it’s honestly pretty awesome. It’s expensive (as celebrity fashion lines tend to be) but there’s a lot of grey, black, and soft yellow and patterns that I would wear myself tbh.

[wearetheyoungandtherestless]

Link for those to directly go to YouTube: https://youtu.be/vSdSFKj-hOc

[porcupine-girl]

Wait, am I interpreting this right - the gender-neutral clothing line is FROM Celine Dion, not just using her in an ad?

2018: the year we all stop hating Celine Dion.

[silver-tongues-blog]

wait, people were hating celine dion!?

[wetwareproblem]

You’ve never been to Canada, clearly.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

No seriously, go like the video, it’s got 5k DISLIKES at this point and that is ridiculous. (Don’t read the comments if you’re having a brain weasels day, it’s horrific.) Support gender-neutral lines of clothing even if you still don’t like Celine, mkay?

[dottiep]

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

Queen!

[madmaxies]

i agree that jameela makes great points at times, but she’s also the same woman who thinks the likes of laverne cox are women just because they identify that way. you can’t be a woman who calls out the deep-seated misogyny of society while also saying that any male who “feels” like a woman is one, and his opinions on womanhood automatically become relevant.

[cloudfreed]

I hope you and all TERFs shit your pants in public too.

[thelittlemerms]

buddy her thinking trans women are women is a bonus not a flaw 

[babyanimalgifs]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[roachpatrol]

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

[vastderp]

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows

[hotvampireadjacent]

little sausages

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

fave part of this video is full size fountain/waterfall this guy has installed in the livingroom

[ectoimp]

That sound is for sure a fishtank. I actually didnt notice the sound at first….because my fishtanks drowned it out

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[ifnotmethenwhoo]

[disexplications]

[bob-artist]

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

[bob-artist]

Shame on all of you for encouraging him.

He’s too powerful now.

[l-ile]

[vladtheunfollower]

absolute madman

[maeborowski]

self portrait

[man-thing]

[punkrocktaire]

[3chip]

i drew fantasy costco and the thb for my environments class final!!!!!! this was so impossibly fun to draw, i hope u like it as much as i did <3

[teaandspite]

My Library Collections Professor Has Made A Terrible Mistake

She doesn’t know it yet, but she will soon. You see, the midterm paper on calls for students to write a collection evaluation for a library of our choosing. Now, I know that when she said that library does not need to be real, she meant that we didn’t need to pick a specific one. But what I heard was… 

[teaandspite]

For those of you requesting the full paper, I’ll see what I can do once I get the grade back!

I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED

For the sake of this evaluation, only the official, present collection of the Unseen University will be examined. Collections belonging to other libraries that are accessible via L-Space will be considered as part of the Interlibrary Loan System, as will materials available by time-travel and other such means.

Relatedly:

Whether or not acquiring books that have not yet been written is a violation of copyright law has yet to be legally clarified, but faculty and students should not expect to be permitted to cite them in their own work (see also Library Rule 3: Do Not Interfere With The Nature Of Causality). 

[teaandspite]

Alright, here is the full paper, stripped of all incriminating details. 

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kittyinhighheels]

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

[masterofthenightscape]

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

[lousysharkbutt]

screencap redraw

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[p0p-vulture]

[ninjapancake314]

Aaaaaaaaaaaa @the-unforgiven-scone

[bluedesertbruja]

Who is your ‘Good Place’ moral soul mate?

Are you more of a Chidi or a Janet?

to no one’s surprise, i got jason. 

[zinglebert-bembledack]

I also got Jason but can we discuss the abso-fucking-lutely hilarious content of the questions of this quiz?

[needsmoreresearch]

The best quiz.

(Tahani)

[amarguerite]

Oh my god these questions are the best! The Salem witch one had me giggling on public transportation. (Also got Tahani.)

[sevensneakyfoxes]

OMG THESE QUESTIONS.  THIS MY FAVOURITE QUIZ EVER.

PS: I got Jason.

[shock]

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

[stimman3000]

.

[phyrexia]

Soup

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Hot hot soup

[catwithbenefits]

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

[oppa-homeless-style]

all outta soub :(

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Leave the soup men alone.

[justasadbpd]