Squirrel Mafia

Baddest Mafia in the Forest

[radiofreeslowzone]

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[o-kurwa]

[queeranne]

This is the kind of content I wanna see on this website

[invalid0000]

I wish this was more of a thing, sometimes I go to kickbacks and the music is trash

[sandersstudies]

I was about to make a post like "the only thing girls are allowed to be shamelessly interested in is boys" and then I remembered how many girls get made fun of for being "boy-crazy" and now I've decided girls are actually now allowed to be shamelessly interested in anything.

[sandersstudies]

Literally name one thing a teenage girl is allowed to be very interested in that won't be widely made fun of.

[yuginarumon]

The faults of other teenage girls.

[sandersstudies]

Damn

[skinks]

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

[runcibility]

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

[swarnpert]

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

[theearlofsandwich]

[timemachineyeah]

Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

[thestudentprincesss]

#this didn’t end the way i expected

[ruinedchildhood]

[fluffygif]

Credit: irisscottart

[mysharona1987]

[thisblockhasnoturtle]

That is beyond pathetic

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[mossadspydolphin]

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

[somethingwendythiswaycomes]

And maybe go some places

[agent-flexas]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit]

it feels so strange that after someone important to you dies everything else just keeps on going on the same as if nothing has happened except there is this deep deep pain in your stomach and your chest and your head and everywhere that doesn’t stop

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[alolanfloatzel]

you’re lonely

[stone-elm]

[arandomthot]

Safe to say she found the right therapist

[inactive-elw-2025]

My therapist and i send memes back and forth - this is the most recent one he sent me.

[ruffboi-mags]

mood

[tiktokarchive]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you’re 20 feet underwater, it’s murky, and you run into a moose

A

MOOSE!!!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

[nyanbinyuri]