They call me Squish...

[squishers]

I WISH they’d kept her name as alien queen

So much cooler 😭😭

[no-thoughts-just-yuunoa]

[missmilk]

white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]

me: no im latina

[gendertranspositions]

Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.

Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.

[missmilk]

me: jokes

white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m such a big fan of monsters that are creepy bc they do human things, but WRONG

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

smiles but too many teeth

laughs in a fundamentally Wrong way

looks like a person but humans aren’t supposed to walk like that

oh dear god the knees are backwards

[rocket-pool]

Too many joints

Joints in the wrong places

Eyes the wrong size (significantly)/don’t blink

Jerky movements like a delay between control and action

Speaking with pauses in all the wrong places (NOT like foreign language or stuttering etc)

Shadows that don’t shadow correctly

[theweirdwideweb]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[zootedboy]

hater: youre ugly

me: AND??? WHATS NEXT??

[sambic]

y'all mind if i…………be my best self??

[healingsuggestions]

just text them, they miss you too.

[evilrashida]

I’m sick of seeing lies like this on my dash

[hegodamask]

me whenever the child is on screen

[ladythatsmyskull]

By Isaac Livengood .

[thisisalsoyou]

[incorrectbuckoarchive]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[solo-munroe]

“You have been a joy to raise”

[patdsnaps]

[veryfunnymemes]

[sakura-haruka]

#Baby