juicy jules

dumbass-coded queer.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[intosnarkness]

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

[skellymom]

THIS*THIS*THIS!!!

Even just little snacks go a long way.

You have a little extra cooked for a meal, invite a friend or bring them a container of food.

Even an extra microwave dinner or frozen pizza rolls. Doesn't have to be fancy.

The power of sharing a piece of cake or a carton of ice cream and two spoons. Or a large side of fries with two waters at your local cheapo place to eat.

Food is the medicine of the soul. It's also the glue that holds casual and close relationships together universally (right up there with music).

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[watchagonnado]

[dustbunnyaac]

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

[elleldoe]

anything can be a slow burn if it takes you forever to upload new chapters

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[darkacademiaarchivist]

Busfahrer*innen, die die Tür nochmal aufmachen wenn man angerannt kommt kommen in den Himmel btw.

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

el muchacho monday

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[luxis-txt]

nsfw jaja kenne ich

norden

süden

fosten

westen

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[whizpurr]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[uptownfrank]

Hallo liebes Spatort fandom,

ich habe vor 4 Jahren mal 'ne fanfiction angefangen und sie jetzt endlich mal angefangen zu posten. Werde das jetzt nach und nach hochladen.

Vielleicht habt ihr ja mal Lust, hineinzulesen.

unten folgt der werbeblock :)

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Tatort (TV 1970) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Leo Hölzer & Adam Schürk, Leo Hölzer/Adam Schürk, Esther Baumann/Caro Hölzer Characters: Leo Hölzer, Adam Schürk, Pia Heinrich, Esther Baumann, Rainer (Tatort Saarbrücken), Dr. Henny Wenzel, Caro (Tatort Saarbrücken), Vincent Ross, Barbara Hölzer, Georg Hölzer Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, Summer Vacation, Past Trauma, Love Confessions, Requited Love, Everyone is Gay, Birthday Fluff, Karaoke, Alcohol, Punching, Homophobia, No Beta we die like Eric Hofer Summary:

Adam ist über beide Ohren in Leo verschossen und Leo ist über beide Ohren in Adam verschossen. Alle wissen das, nur halt die beiden nicht. Während sie aus einer (literal) Schnapsidee heraus einen gemeinsamen Urlaub planen, dämmert es aber auch langsam bei ihnen... vielleicht sollte man das mal klären?

achso und: Adam hat krass Schuldgefühle, weil er 15 Jahre nicht da war und Leo hat Geburtstag

[theslowesthnery]

ah yes my favourite trope

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now