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In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave. In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just. In the name of the Mother, I charge you to protect the young and innocent.

SER LYONEL BARATHEON & SER RAYMUN FOSSOWAY

tampire

Jayvik and Goldenheart in Arcane and Nimona

#arcane s2 #arcane spoilers #nimona #flashing gif cw #flashing cw

crazysodomite

Character who has icons in their car and a cross on the rearview mirror and cross themselves before driving but they drive like an absolute maniac

crazysodomite

nigelgraz

Almost lost my mind but i finally finished my fabric study

dnlrrr

A golden ticket for every member of my fav community

frontmansdefender

fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

nuclearconsole

wangxianficfinder

😂 That's the amazing thing about stories, they can affect you in so many ways you never imagined and make you feel things you've never felt before.

- Mod C

#wow #postpartum depression tw #tw postpartum depression

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 6

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Sir Crocodile (One Piece)

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Fujimoto]

"He has a giant goddess wife and I think she should breed him like crazy."

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

Crocodile propaganda from last season

#sir crocodile #he's cool

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 10

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Shockwave (Transformers)

Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Shockwave]

"Once upon a time no one could compare to Shockwave's beauty. After the Decepticons? No bot ALIVE could compare to his shape. Dude has massive tits already, and with his scientific leanings, propensity for experimenting on himself, and devotion to logic, anyone who managed to actually get him pregnant would have Hell Carrier on their hands and it would be glorious. Talk about kicking ass and taking names all while making sure his growing bitlet is receiving the utmost he can provide from himself. Or, alternatively, he got himself pregnant and then dares anyone to say anything about it. Also. He's Optimus Prime's first ex, even before Megatron. The DRAMA that could cause."

Shockwave propaganda from last season

[Ian]

"It's me. The same person who submitted him last time. He did better than I thought he would so I KNOWWW I ain't crazy! I need that man BRED. He was too powerful, they couldn't let him carry any children himself. He's the living embodiment of Cassandra from Greek myth, cursed to always be right and never have anyone believe him. Maybe a child from his own womb would break the curse. 🙂‍↕️😮‍💨"

Ian propaganda from last season

#voting shockwave even tho I don't know him rlly #for the peeps in the comments

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 15

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes)

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Tony]

"The Tony/Grinch Christmas post + He would be a good father. Dad shaped."

[Howl]

"Because he would be SUCH a wet cat about it. And if he's with Sophie, he should do his share since she already cleans so much."

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Bruce Wayne/Batman (DC)

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Bruce]

"He already has so many kids, its time to let him make some himself."

"He has so many kids already, he should birth one."

"He's already had so many kids come to him as pre-teens or teens, often with parents before him that he needs to "compete" with for his position as their parent, so it would be nice to have him not have that pressure for once. Also, whenever one of his partners turns out to be pregnant he tends to be very excited about it, and he's often shown to be very soft and kind to babies and small children, so it'd be nice to finally give him a baby of his own. And considering the fact that there's more than one storyline with one of Bruce's lovers being pregnant and leaving and then hiding/giving the baby away for adoption, him being the one who's pregnant would keep that from happening again. In conclusion, he's got kids, loves babies, is already a single parent, give the man a baby of his own!!"

"It's been a while since he adopted a kid, maybe his next one can be home grown."

"He's due another child. Pregnant Batman would probably have to take good care of his health."

"Just look at him. Plus, he'd be a wonderful mother."

"This guy is already a dad of like a million robins, so it's about time he made some himself."

"look at him. this man loves kids so much. he loves his kids so much, you know he wishes he could have birthed them himself. getting pregnant would fix him."

"I mean look at him. He has so many kids he was made to be a mother."

g0lden-wings

Once again I'm rooting for my man Stanley Pines!!!

Look at home much he cares for this niece and nephew, he protected them from zombies risking his own life, in the episode not what he seems he says "Everything I've worked for, everything I care about, it's all for this family!" and in the early version of the script he says "Until you kids showed up this summer, I didn't know if my stupid life was worth living" if that doesn't prove his love for his family and how much he'd love his own child I don't know what would (yes this is a Stan Pines MPreg propaganda post)

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 13

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Remy LeBeau/Gambit (X-Men/Marvel)

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Gambit]

"Beautiful con-man, has done bad things he is trying to atone to, can turn anything into bombs and chose playing cards then became a gambler to stay on theme, I personally want to see him pregnant."

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

cats-are-thebest

CALLING ALL QI-GE, YUE QINGYUAN, YUE ZHANGMEN, SECT LEADER YUE ENJOYER TO PLEASE LET HIM WIN AGAIN

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Bruce Wayne/Batman (DC)

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Bruce]

"He already has so many kids, its time to let him make some himself."

"He has so many kids already, he should birth one."

"He's already had so many kids come to him as pre-teens or teens, often with parents before him that he needs to "compete" with for his position as their parent, so it would be nice to have him not have that pressure for once. Also, whenever one of his partners turns out to be pregnant he tends to be very excited about it, and he's often shown to be very soft and kind to babies and small children, so it'd be nice to finally give him a baby of his own. And considering the fact that there's more than one storyline with one of Bruce's lovers being pregnant and leaving and then hiding/giving the baby away for adoption, him being the one who's pregnant would keep that from happening again. In conclusion, he's got kids, loves babies, is already a single parent, give the man a baby of his own!!"

"It's been a while since he adopted a kid, maybe his next one can be home grown."

"He's due another child. Pregnant Batman would probably have to take good care of his health."

"Just look at him. Plus, he'd be a wonderful mother."

"This guy is already a dad of like a million robins, so it's about time he made some himself."

"look at him. this man loves kids so much. he loves his kids so much, you know he wishes he could have birthed them himself. getting pregnant would fix him."

"I mean look at him. He has so many kids he was made to be a mother."