abcd

currently struggling through the motions of life

[peteneems]

[sheabutterbitch]

mom tip: for mosquito bites, try freezing aloe vera gel inside of an ice cube tray and use the cubes to rub on your bites

[lesbian-mimikyu]

thid is a bad idea and im too tired to explain please google how aloe vers works

[lesbian-mimikyu]

<strong> bitch did i fucking stutter </strong> aloe vera works by staying in contact with your skin and freezing it means it wont be on your skin long also this is a dumb idea

[sheabutterbitch]

the point is to hold the aloe vera gel on the bite until it melts, this numbs the bite which is why regular ice cubes are also recommended for bites; the aloe is just an added medicinal benefit, if the aloe vera itself was your main focus it’d probably be smart to save some on the side for regular application after numbing the bite

now, imagine being this worked up over someone providing a simple non-harmful tip to help with bug bites… did you really need to call me a bitch over this?

I think you’ve spent too much time socializing via the internet because it seems as though you think this is an acceptable way to speak to people. Though, I’m almost positive you wouldn’t even raise your voice at a random stranger in public all because you disagree with them on a topic as minuscule as this. And I am 100% certain that I’d knock your head off your little ass shoulders for coming at me like this. I’m gonna need you to get some fresh air.

[tastefullyoffensive]

What kind of fish is this? (via malibusafaris)

[artichokethecat]

[lilpicassa-deactivated20180724]

[theepitomeofanaries]

Bad bitches link up

[avocado--toast]

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

[1oserkid]

he wanted to walk himself 🐶🍃

[mysharona1987]

[soaringrabbits]

Honestly I’m living for teen vogue right now

[ruinedchildhood]

[browsedankmemes]

Ancestors are definitely smiling down at them (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to give grandma a heart attack. (by Steec)

[hashtagparksandrec]

[toyboxboy]

cbstv: Reunited and it feels so good! @crimmindscbs + @swatcbs #TCA17

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[ruinedchildhood]