;)

I’ve been on this website for way too long

[rabiesofficial]

[enchantedbook]

‘Romeo and Juliet’ by William Shakespeare Illustration by Alexandra Semenova

[enchantedbook]

Engraving titled Crapauds dansant au Sabbat (Toads Dancing at the Witches' Sabbath), from the 'Dictionnaire Infernal' by Jacques Collin de Plancy, illustrated by the French artist Louis Le Breton and published in 1863.

[dogpuppy]

i feel the need to tell you that dolphin post crashes my entire browser any time it comes up on my dash

My kid would think that’s fucking awesome if he knew what any of that meant and knew what the internet was in general

[samreich]

just throwing this out there

[thraginsufferable]

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

[i-want-a-bagel]

adding my favorite tags by @clarafordahwin

[kushblazer666]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[wannabemumma]

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

[trilobutch]

baby need smoko

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[qqchurch]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[4chansbest]