kieranok:
Of course you missed the part where I begged you for my life. You silly Russian, you. Alright, anyways. After you so rudely interjected your two cents. I have yet to get to the best part. But how will you go on once I’m gone, Em? I can’t possibly imagine you being able to afford rent once I’ve exited this world. It would be such a burden to live in a world without me and you know it. You’d be doing yourself a great sufferage to kill the only person forced to hang around you. and scene. It’s a little wonky in the beginning I know, but do imagine it with tears streaming down my face and me begging you on me knees for theatrics.
Well excuse me for interrupting, then. Damn that part about the rent’s a real tear jerker, Kier. You make a convincing plea for life but I’d probably still sacrifice you for throwing in that dig at me at the end of your speech. Although I might be prompted to change my mind once I see it with the actual tears and you begging on your knees, so let’s go. Don’t be lazy and do it full out this time.
