No Thankyou

Be Quiet

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Woman: My boyfriend is such a golden retriever

Me (trying to be open minded but clearly disgusted): Oh cool. I didn't know certain laws had changed

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[honeycranes]

It doesn’t take much to erase a trans person

It also doesn’t take much to make a trans person feel seen and validated

[troxk]

[image description: a comic following the day of a trans person (pronouns are they/them). they have a short black bob and fair skin and appear to be east asian. 

the day begins with them feeling optimistic, looking in the mirror and saying, “hey, i feel handsome today!!”. the word “handsome” is highlighted in green they are wearing a green t-shirt of the same shade as the highlighted word, black shorts and a white cap. 

as the day progresses, they are repeatedly misgendered by various people who call them “sis” and “ma’am” and use she/her pronouns. after each incident, their green shirt fades a bit more into grey. eventually the shirt is completely grey. 

at 11.06pm, they receive a notification for a group chat where someone mentioned them. the text mentioning them reads: “I think 3 said they were going too, right”, with the word “they” highlighted in green. the next panel shows the person smiling at their phone, surrounded by an aura of green. a patch of green has returned to their shirt, over their heart. /end id]

[fuzzyfishesandscaleymice-deacti]

Thank you! This doesn’t just help visually impaired but those who are passing kidney stones and high af and totally missed the detail of the shirt changing colour and was wondering why there was a grass stain on the last panel. I read your image description and it helped me understand the comic between since I’m not processing visual stuff well. That’s a really neat layer to the comic I would have missed so thank you for that

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

:D

[renee-niles]

Ohhh! I don’t even have the high on pain meds or visual impairment excuse, I’m just oblivious and didn’t even register that the shirt was changing.

[24ozsteak]

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

[24ozsteak]

YES

[bogleech]

By the way many pyrosomes light up intensely at night and likely inspired many nautical monsters and ghost stories

[firefox-official]

exciting! your mutual just slept for five hours straight in the middle of the day!

[smile-2-be-happy]

GOOD! THEY NEED THE REST!

[heatherwitch]

Yule Resource Masterpost

A collection of categorized links for your Yule needs! What is Yule? [X] Yule is celebrated on slightly different days depending on who you ask, but the broad spectrum is: December 20th to January 1st in the Northern Hemisphere and around June 20th (give or take a few days) in the Southern Hemisphere.

 The basics:

Yule correspondences

Celebrating Yule

Yule: A very merry sabbat

Guide to Yuletide plants + herbs

Yule - ‘tis the season

Yule practices

A Yule ritual

50 Yuleisms

Inexpensive Yule decorations

Yule Crafts:

Yule potpourri recipe

Witch balls / more witch balls

A twelve-herb sachet for Yule

Mini herb wreaths

Yule log

Yule craft ideas

Pine protection balm

Dried orange slices

Apple feeders for winter birds

Yule Recipes:

Herbal shortbread

Bread dipping oil

Chocolate Yule log

Yuletide muesli

Yule tea

Yule Punch

Non-alcoholic mulled wine

Winter sabbat wine

Yule Spells:

Merry Yule spell jar / Season of peace spell jar

Holiday ornament snow spell

Yule bath spell

Blessed Yule - for a positive holiday season

Winter solstice spell

Spell for a happy family gathering

Yule energy sun spell

Winter stasis spell sachet

Holiday home blessings

Safe delivery envelope spell

Yule Tarot Spreads:

The return (2 card)

Yule spread (3 card)

Tarot spread for Yule (3 card)

Winter inspired spread (5 card)

Yule reflection + advice spread (5 card)

A Yuletime tarot spread (6 card)

Other:

Music ideas / Winter witch playlist

Altar/celebration ideas / Yule altar guide

Yule plants / Mistletoe Lore

Yule oils/incense / Yule incense

Emoji spell for luck during Yule and Solstice

Spell ideas for the holidays

Updated June, 2020. Please inform me (via askbox) of broken links!

Imbolc / Ostara / Beltane / Litha / Lammas / Mabon / Samhain / Yule / Bedridden ideas

[spoonie-humour]

Me: *gets in pool*

Me: OOOoooOOO so much movement

Me: so little pain!

Me: such independence!

Me: *gets out of pool*

Me: *faints*

[firelxrdazula]

yall i cant believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old and we managed to exist the same time as this

[everythingfox]

Important footage

(Source)

[dyssupport-deactivated20230307]

One Gene Mutation Links Three Mysterious, Debilitating Diseases

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, and Mast Cell Activation Syndrome are so obscure that most doctors have never heard of them.

Researchers have found a genetic mutation that links Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (#EDS), Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (#POTS), and Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (#MCAS) http://ow.ly/2FcO30i8IrR

[chronicillnessproblems]

Running list of things with more structural integrity than my EDS spine:

 a jenga tower constructed by a group of distracted 5 year olds 

a souffle made with the oven door open 

the backbone Paul Ryan doesn’t have 

a bowl full of jelly 

sand castle made with only dry sand 

dried leaves people step on 

the combined strength of the wall of Jericho & Trumps nonexistent border wall 

a tree no one heard fall in the forest 

one of those cats that became a liquid to fit in a container

the straw house a wolf just huffed & puffed at

[scoliosisconfessions]

submitted by anonymous

very clever, I like this

[slowlymadeart]

A Spoonie’s terrors.

[sheisrecovering]

your physical disability does not make you a burden. // palette inspo

[c4nn1b4lqu33r]

Reblog this if you’ve ever seriously considered suicide and/or have attempted it

[willtime-deactivated20181102]

hi ive been losing my shit over this picture for the past two days

[willtime-deactivated20181102]

have been informed that this is from a 1974 sean connery movie called zardoz and all i can say is if i saw this in 1974 my third eye would have snapped the fuck open

[hz-archive]

Isn’t that a thwomp

[shadow-dio-sama]

[shishkababoo-deactivated2018121]

on the topic of Zardoz, this is what Sean Connery wore in the movie

[potoo-reblogs]

Please reblog this nice Toad.

[lymeprincess]

Helpful articles: chronic illness

All of these are external sources <3

On learning to live with it:

Living with chronic illness: The power of acceptance

How to come to terms with the limitations of your illness

8 ways to live with a chronic illness

Coming to terms with a life you didn’t plan

Dealing with feelings/stress: [X] [X] [X]

Mindfulness & the stages of grief in chronic disease 

Grieving your losses

On communicating about it with others:

Three conversations all chronically ill young professionals should master

How I talk to my friends about chronic illness: An analogy

How to tell friends and family members about a difficult diagnosis

Here’s what no one tells you about chronic illness

20 things people with chronic illness want to tell their friends, but don’t

Talking to someone with a chronic illness

On managing your home:

Getting things done with chronic illness: Housekeeping hacks 101

Organizing your home when you have a disability

Cleaning tips that will spare your joints

26 ‘hacks’ to make cleaning easier if you have a chronic illness

Spoonie household cleaning and organizing tips

On helpful tips:

Tips for the newly diagnosed

What clothing to wear when you’re chronically ill

How to get on with your dating life when you’re chronically ill

Tips for managing a job and chronic illness

Struggling with daily living and chronic illness

[lymeprincess]

On hospital visits:

Staying at The Hospital: Advice For Teens

Hospital Admissions

The Admission Process

Admission Process

Improve your hospital stay: Insider tips

Things to do in the hospital

On being bedridden:

25 things to do when you’re too sick to leave bed

49 things to do when you’re sick, in bed and bored

50 things to do when bedbound/housebound

Sick, tired, and bed bound - what to do?

Things to do while recovering from surgery: [X] [X]