Alexandra

| She/They | Criminal Minds Incorrect Quotes| Cancer | AC/DC | Black Sabbath | Bisexual |

[funnytwittertweets]

[cly321r]

[spencestiel-michelle]

JJ: she is beauty. 

Garcia: she is grace. 

Derek: she will punch you in your face. 

Reid: and her name is Emily Prentiss. 

[lilliejareau]

Another Emily edit!! I'm proud of the intro on this one :) (also, my tiktok is same user as here off if you'd like to see more edits of mine!)

[lilliejareau]

Emily: 2022 was 265 days long and I really enjoyed about a total of 4 of 'em.

[ssasergio]

I think you may have missed the 3 and hit the 2 instead 😭

[ssasergio]

Emily: Today's the third? What's next? The fourth, the fifth? The minor fall, the major lift?

[lilliejareau]

Emily: I'd never kill my self, but I would like to die naturally soon.

Spencer: I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Like, I wouldn't do that either but can we go ahead and pick a day?

Emily: Just tell me where to be, you know?

Spencer: Like, if we were on the jet and it was going down, I'd scream, but I wouldn't be the loudest.

Emily: I'd scream enough so no one gets suspicious that I'm the reason it's going down. But I wouldn't be dramatic about it.

Hotch, calling the BAU therapist: You still want that fourth raise?

[ssasergio]

Declan, looking over when Emily walks in: Ah, what's up, bro?

Emily, prepared to fake his death: It's nothing personal.

Declan: Huh?

[ssasergio]

"What is love?"

JJ: An emotional mindfield.

Spencer: A neurochemical reaction.

Emily, at the top of her lungs: BABY DON'T HURT ME!

(phot creds: e.prentiss.cm on Instagram!)

[ssasergio]

Emily: What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside us and want them?

Derek: wait a minute-

JJ, whisper yelling: Enough! We are in the FIELD!

[ssasergio]

Emily: Money over everyone because I never met a dollar that I didn't like.

[moonrat-starsun-deactivated2025]

In Aaron Hotchner we trust. Amen.

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[ssasergio]

Emily: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.

Derek: You can't watch The Walking Dead in prison

Emily: *sighs* thank you.

[ssasergio]

Yo, did you know one of your incorrect Criminal Minds posts has the *exact* composition of a conversation from the show Scrubs? Like I don’t think I could care less personally, and it worked/was cute, but PLEASE just credit the OG show as well? (the post was the one where [Reid, I think??] gets knocked out and a couple other team members say “you were unconscious so we just laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chilling” or something like that). Otherwise, inadvertently or not, you’re essentially indirectly gaining clout from the Scrubs writing team. And that’s kinda fucked 🤗

I got that quote from an incorrect quote generator on Google so I didn't know where the quote came from, I didn't mean to do that 😭 I'll give creds immediately, thank you for bringing this to my attention!

[ssasergio]

Okay, it's not that deep but is it just me who kinda gets bothered when people act like Emily Prentiss is just so miserable without children? Like, yes, she did want children at some point in her life, but I feel like as she got older and the subject started to fade away, she was okay with it not happening. You know?

To be honest, I picture it going something like this:

"If I have kids, that's okay. If I don't have kids, that's okay too."

She's clearly not miserable without a child, she's still happy even. Idk, I just think Emily is one of the many female characters on television that prove women can be happy without having a child/children.

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Morgan: How's your little cult thing going, baby girl?

Penelope, sighing: For the last time, livestreaming isn't a cult.

Emily: Sounds like a cult to me.

Morgan: Thousands of people follow her, princess.

Penelope: Seriously, not a cult.

Emily: And, what do you call all those people?

Penelope:

Morgan:

Emily:

Penelope: My followers

[ssasergio]

I reached exactly 400 followers!! Thank you all so, so much! This is so cool, I love you all <3 thank you so much