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。♚ | vex - 21 | ♚。

[velveteas]

💖💕💖💕

[pangur-and-grim]

that/s just how girls are, sometimes

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

"get his ass" is such an inherently funny phrase

[everyone-loves-purple]

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[cadaverkeys]

boys will be boys.

[saikorashii]

미오다

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[toastbutteregg]

me after i tell people to leave me alone

[corporealformdenier]

i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry

[queen-haiz]

me watching a romance, enjoying it but knowing fully well i’ll never experience that in my life:

[hidingoutbackstage]

Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today

[crow--teeth]

when ur in a really bad mood and one mildly inconvenient thing happens

[exclusivegorgeousgeek]

Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us"

Me: "Called it"

Therapist: "no"

[cozyboymayes]

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[doggosource]

you know who it is

[ifitaintbaroque]

[valtsv]

me telling myself i'm gonna go to bed at a certain time and then pushing that ultimatum back later and later each time i fail to be in bed when i said i would