Streetlamp Salad

I'm Claire. I like anime, roosterteeth, achievement hunter, the creatures, internet box (rip in peace) , hot boys, rock bands, kpop, and korean dramas. ily ok bye. (also my title is an internet box reference. #neverforget)

[korra]

[paper-mario-wiki]

us adults laugh at this as if we dont unanimously agree that middle school was the worst shit that ever happened to us

[lesbianshepard]

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

[lesbianshepard]

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea

[unicornfan]

i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”

my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest shit in elementary school & hydralisks were my fav unit, and 75 was my fav number

[catstiel]

harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

[marauders-hp-deactivated2016081]

“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

[heytherekristen]

I want to imagine that some fan got so heated over this post that they literally went through every single book, page by page, until they found something to fire back with.

[jeanqrey]

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

[suaine-deactivated20140607]

Growing up sucks because you realize $1000 is a fortune.

[hungrylikethewolfie]

Growing up sucks because you realize both of these are true at the same time.

[suaine-deactivated20140607]

Exactly.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

spongebob critical

[radicles]

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

[mizumanta]

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

[vote-for-eggman]

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

[monkey-network]

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.

[sidetable-drawer]

Bubble Buddy killed a man.

[deactivated-blog]

Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

he did??

[deactivated-blog]

No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

[marauders4evr]

I SAY WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!

[birdgirl34]

“now what?”

[marauders4evr]

“Ǵ̝͖͖̻̹͎̳͓E̬̥T̶̛̻̙͎͝ ̟̘̩̼͉͍̜̖͉̕T̢̺̗͓̼̟̫̬̙̖̀H͏̝̖͓͓̪ͅE̥ ͇͍̞̹̜̞͟L̼̲̲̠͢͝Ḭ̣̻̬̖͙̀F̹̙͍̼̰̬͕͟È̶͖͇͕̜͉̘͝G̻̜̰̯̖ͅU̲̳̼A̹̣̳R̶̗̀D͏̴͓͎̝̹̘̝ͅ!̻̲̭͔̜̺͠͝“

[liketheghost-deactivated2015012]

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

[galesofnovember]

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[minnielikes-deactivated20260215]

i’m sorry wHAT

[copperbadge]

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma ze po, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly. 

[swagintherain]

[babyangel-jpg]

Me when I’m at work: uh excuse me I need to go smoke weed in my car real fast and listen to Jolene by Dolly Parton then I’ll be right back

[babyanimalgifs]

this is so cute

[pastelkougra]

The reason hitler and nazism was ever able to rise to power was that every time hitler did something the us and other world powers were just like “come on hitler :/ that’s not cool :/” instead of acting immediately we ended up with an entire world war that resulted in the deaths of millions of people, mainly Jewish people

So no sitting idly by while another fucking nazi group goes around saying shit like “are Jews people?” And “do we need a black race?” Is not the fucking answer. Sometimes you gotta punch a nazi in the fucking face so their wimp ass will be too afraid to show themselves in public for the foreseeable future

[bidoof]

*goes back in time ten years and shows myself this headline*

[bob-belcher]

[sagihairius]

can’t stop thinking about the cursed freaky friday dvd we got

[daglout]

Elaborate

[sagihairius]

so when freaky friday came out my family was OBSESSED like we rented it to the point where we decided to buy it but we couldn’t find a copy anywhere until we got one at a gas station on the edge of town. immediately we brought it home and turned it on. we couldn’t figure out how to turn the subtitles off but we loved it so much so we didn’t care. until a few minutes in. gradually the subtitles stopped matching the actual dialogue and at first it was like casual conversation that we didn’t think anything of then it started saying like “get in the car” and “they’ll never find you” and all this weird shit. we kept reading out of curiousity but then the sound cut out and it made a hissing noise. there was a deep voice that said “where’s bob” which is my dad who wasn’t home at the time so my mom hopped up and threw that fucker out

this didn’t stop our love so we bought another at walmart and didn’t have a problem

[redsatinsheets]

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

[africanaquarian]

Damn Bron bron

[s-squishysquibbles-deactivated2]

how to design a family where each member looks unique yet still similar enough to be related

how to not

[tanknaka]

and if anyone wants to complain because “ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF ANIMATION!!!”

don’t wanna talk pixar?

[spoonieshepard]

  Ok but these three all look the same so what now

[forestbeast]

they are. triplets. they are. identical.

[peppapigvevo]

IM DYING AT THE TRIPLETS FROM BRAVE