whoopdeedoo

This is my shitpost blog. My art blog is raydrawsthings.

[hug-your-face]

You AGE Miette? You put her body in the cave and ferment her like the wine?

[toukatan]

would you like to die again? 

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[enki2]

[fakehistory]

Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[i-like-girls-69]

Me when I fucking get you

[oneeyedsolidsnake]

send his ass to gongaga

[cloudheaded]

ways to respond to being asked “are you a man or a woman?”

i sure hope not

who’s to say

that’s between me and God

i’ll tell you for $100

i don’t think so, why?

probably, not sure though

[cloudheaded]

additions collected from the notes

not to my knowledge

sometimes

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

[pissvortex]

someones entire work uniform like the hat shirt and pants is just thrown on the ground in this parking lot

[pissvortex]

they QUIT quit

[gun-flame]

bro this isn’t funny he despawned please delete this

[micdixart]

Dont worry guys its just his revenge body

[u-so-silly]

Thanatos, death incarnate

[sspud]

the longer i go without dick the wilder my sexual fantasies become and at this point im afraid its too late to turn back 

[thetursithan]

Doccia gratis!!

[adelphicoracle]

Proper boys will be boys-ing

[sspud]

getting ringworm with the boys 

[vombavr]

Witcher/Gwent fanart

[chismosavirus]

oh butter FUCKS. this is so groovy!!

[mystrothedefender]

I'm going to pretend this isn't about bts and op just ate butter for the first time

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

[bloede-squirrels]

“They say all elves are beautiful, that they are born thus. In Iorveth's case someone set out to change this, marking his face with an ugly scar—“

[steampunktendencies]

Vitebsky Railway Station, Saint Petersburg, Russia  

[swallowtailed]

[id: photos taken inside a train station in a long building with a domed roof and mostly windowed walls made up of many small panes. Light streams through the windows in visible bands and columns, fanning out across the floors and the trains. /end id]