[redvelvetcult]

[botanize]

I love my daughter already whoever she is

[caringcoffeechats]

y'all need to stop telling people they can function totally alone for the entirety of their lives because it’s not true and it tells people who are suffering from loneliness that their pain isn’t real and they need to just suck it up. some of y'all who be sayin this aren’t even alone!!! but you’re telling other people they should be?? stop it!

[snorlaxatives]

banana bread is a quality bread and i feel like it’s simply not appreciated as much as it could be where my fellow banana bread lovers @

[brian-mayy-lmao]

Why is david bowie still dead like fuck man, he has THE AUDACITY to still be dead like man bring back bowie 2k18

[pabitez]

i want a life full of soft colours, i want to bathe in roses and drink tea mid-afternoon; i want to watch the sunlight illuminate my room through the blinds, i want to be the sun, i want a library the size of the moon and to feel true reciprocated love—i want to love myself. i want red ribbons in my hair and long walks as the sunsets, i want to set a man’s heart on fire, i want to be fire itself. i want the pretty little things that make life fun.

P. A. Bitez From the book ‘Soft Tortures’ (via pabitez)

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(via lemonsblossom)

[sa2ha]

americans: Have sephora, massively available korean beauty products, amazon that ships shit to you in one day, fucking target, massive amounts of webshops

americans: Heres My Skincare routine :)): Neutrogena grapefruit gel, St ives apricot scrub, Clean and Clear scrub, coconut oil :)))

[getmewiththosegreeneyes-blog]

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

a man: tells a joke

me: i have never laughed. not once in my laugh. i have chortled, on occasion, but laughter is the treasure with which the beast dwells and i know better than to confront it

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[sssinking-blog]

[sleepygyal]

me: *keeps creating dramatic love scenarios at night and can’t fall asleep*

[ostolero]

dogs deserve to live forever

[charlotteinfinityxx-deactivated]

And humans don’t?

[ostolero]

absolutely not

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

[dgtrf]

[6i]

love is the greatest gift a woman can ever give to a man, also the greatest honor for a man to be loved by a great woman—issa godly rotation

[princesconsuela]