Strawberry milk

Salsa | demiboy | they/he | just out of a crisis | 23 | multifandom | Commissions: OPEN |Requests: CLOSED | Art trades: mutuals only |Links for Mobile

[sstrawberrysalsa]

i wonder if james ortiz has seen the fanart w human rocky tonguing grace

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[gazeldhazel]

haha [following] you are reblogging my post

[sstrawberrysalsa]

anyone who was on the undertale fandom like 10-8 years ago remember that really horny gaster ask blog with like 5 different gasters

i think abt it once in a while, really wanted to see now for nostalgia reasons but its such a bummer that it was deleted (damn you tumblr purge of 2018)

[sstrawberrysalsa]

some day i want to go to a tf convention and just go wild with my spending tbh.... dream of mine still after 7 years in the fandom... theres barely any tf fans in brazil and even less merch of it... i want to commission artists!!! i want to buy merch of my scrimblo!!!! i want all of the hot motor oil by alex milne....

[sstrawberrysalsa]

got an email saying that my original tumblr account just turned 13

ouugh

[fleshymeatbag]

I'm collecting them like pokemon

[luka6x]

[drowning-lessonz]

there is so much pain and suffering in the world but there is also 80s new wave. remember this

[redstonedust]

becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[sstrawberrysalsa]

the joy of a delectable salted caramel ice cream when its 13C° outside

[sstrawberrysalsa]

my controversial take is that i think rumble and frenzy being soundwaves two shitty coworkers that are infuriating and dont take their job seriously and live inside him is funnier than them being his "children" and soundwave their mama

[linlevine]

SOMEONE JUST DROPPED A FULL EPISODE LENGTH ADAPTATION OF IDW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[sstrawberrysalsa]

trying to take part in artfight this year yiippeee

[contextfreepatentart]