Meow

I’m just vibin’ bro

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[cowb0y-cadaver]

“60% of the time it works every time” is in my rotation as well

[pointnclick]

Unbelievable

[zezepurple]

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.

[saharathorn]

“I asked ChatGPT” well I went to Delphi and asked the woman who smells vapors from a crack in the ground

[deathandmysticism]

Mandragora, 15th century 

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[straycatj]

今日のマウスの可動域

The range of motion of the PC mouse today

[straycatj]

入れ替わり立ち替わり💢

Why you come one after another......

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[isawken]

4chan memorial post. rest in hell

[as-if-and-only-if]

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

[mollybeenoel]

Tiny friends

Photographed by Miles Herbert

[junglejim4322]

So many beautiful unique interesting people in this world and you have to figure out how to interact with them like you’re a human being and not a little naked gray alien sent to live amongst humans as an experiment

[straycatj]

オレはこのとこ　ぱんなのです

I'm wearing a bread these days

[angelicdewdrop]

[charl0ttan]

potatoes evolved eyespots to deter wouldbe potato predators. imagine that

[charl0ttan]

i can imagine many things

[sapphling]

nobody lures you into the fog anymore